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I can’t be the only person who thought of this after the White House tesla stunt the other day

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thehill.com/homenews/adm... I hate this goddamn son of a bitch stupid fucking bastard.

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@samsteindc.bsky.social you gotta listen to the Eric Adams episode of the If Books Could Kill podcast. you will lose your mind laughing

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“…to all who know me well, the claim from Mr. Trump that my decisions as a prosecutor were influenced or directed by the Biden administration or other political actors is, in a word, laughable.”

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are you also waiting for volume 1 of the Jack Smith report to drop at midnight or are you normal

submitted 121 days ago • 4 comments

I will go to my grave thinking about the time Martha Alito wore aqueous ruffles, seahorse earrings, and a seahorse brooch to a confirmation hearing. She really thinks she’s the Queen of the LagOOOON

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my Roman Empire is actually the Roman Republic bc I’m not a bootlicking simp for dictators, thank you

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

just once, when asked about some horrid new thing House Republicans are doing, imagine if Jeffries leaned into the mic and went, “A, is for Assholes. B—“ and then got whisked away by staffers

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@mjsdc.bsky.social Mrs. Alito’s drag name: Anna Peale

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@mollyjongfast.bsky.social your rant is speaking to me

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who even cares if airplanes in the night sky are really ufos that’d be, like, the least of our problems right now, problems right now, problems right nowwww

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can we explain that constellations in the night sky are not foreign drones cause larry hogan is confused right now, confused right now, confused right nowwww

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have you ever been using a drill and realized you can “play” the beginning of thus spoke zarathustra on it or are you normal

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fuck it, Baby Dog for CIA Director.

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at this point, why not Roseanne Barr for Press Secretary

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www.politico.com/newsletters/...

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Hindenburg's inaugural flight ends in fireworks

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tell me you’ve never put culottes on a frigidaire just for the sexual thrill without telling me you’ve never put culottes on a frigidaire just for the sexual thrill.

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@davidpakman.bsky.social someone on the radio said “McCarthy’s caucus is out of control” and all I could think was “ you mean his caucaswords are out of control! those caucaswords are running him ragged!”

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what do we think the over/under is of trump reciting “on top of spaghetti” in the style he does the snake song when desantis officially ends his campaign? @therickwilson.bsky.social?

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