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My teenaged goddaughters are talking about hot boys. All are manga/anime characters Me: wait, are you talking about fictional guys? "Auntie!! HAVE YOU SEEN REAL GUYS?! REAL GUYS DON'T DESERVE TO BE ADMIRED!!" Me:

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"If Trump won't go to hell, then hell will go to Donald Trump" or whatever the Bible said.

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I say it’s the opposite. Most people are only compatible sexually. And when you remove that off the table, that’s when ppl realize they don’t actually like each other but by then it’s too late and they have 2+ kids, a family van, and debt they can’t escape on their own.

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no accidents

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This a threat. Them alphabet boys need to be at her house right now

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Nick can't name all 12 of his kids!?! I bet Mariah can...

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Might I suggest a tall pointed cone shaped hat instead?

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i said “all i ask is that you have some respect & don’t be weird” this mr. penguin built ass nugga gone say “i see you looking for that 90s kind of love” SO YALL JUST SAID FUCK BEING RESPECTFUL IN 2025????

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*Present Day

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I recently said it and I'll say it again: Men who nerd out over something and get excited about it...? Hot. Dear universe: send me a Blerd. Thanks.

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Pushing my bike up a low hill Dudes walk by Dude 1: C'mon you can bike this! Dude 2: yeah I think you can Me: (big smile) I think...that after finishing an 18km ride, and just recovered from a sprained knee ligament, AND having MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS, that I'll push my bike UP THE FUCKING HILL BYEEEE!

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It was the 80s. It was possible.

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In all the years I've seen soccer/football/futball matches, I have never seen a stadium this empty

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Amen.

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Ask specific questions when getting to know somebody "Can I get drunk with your uncle and then sing Ribbon in The Sky the whole ride when you have to drive us home?" It's important

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Went to hang out with friends and catch the first half of OKC vs IND I was in a pub and in an ex's neighbourhood. Normally when I float too close to an ex's area, Murphy's law makes it so that I bump into him. Tonight? I tempted fate and won! This curse may have ended?!

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Post somebody you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like:

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I love the way we use language!

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Age ambiguity. How good we look in yellow. Silent conversations with our faces and body language. When one runs, we all run. Our connection through music no matter our geographic location. Being Black is an honor.

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See how all those chill ass nerds have beautiful ass women cheering them on while they talk about their interests? I bet they have good hygiene too.

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I would argue that the "assistant" devices like Siri and Alexa were also LLMs. I know technically they're not but, I've asked various devices many fact based questions and they would get it wrong. Now, those devices are being "enhanced" with LLM and it's only going to get worse.

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Fuerza responds to scenes where alleged ICE enforcement is reported. If officers are indeed with ICE, they hit record and spread the word. They also speak directly with those being detained. They are part of a growing scrappy network of volunteers protecting neighbors from ICE. bit.ly/4lgke5N

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Realizing that I am experiencing a LOT of trauma around romantic relationships has been an amazing breakthrough for me

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Spelling and grammatical errors. Not typos or sticky fingers or autocorrect... The kid that made me think the last book he read was on junior high.

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My teenaged goddaughters are talking about hot boys. All are manga/anime characters Me: wait, are you talking about fictional guys? "Auntie!! HAVE YOU SEEN REAL GUYS?! REAL GUYS DON'T DESERVE TO BE ADMIRED!!" Me:

"If Trump won't go to hell, then hell will go to Donald Trump" or whatever the Bible said.

vm.tiktok.com/ZMSuCc745/

I say it’s the opposite. Most people are only compatible sexually. And when you remove that off the table, that’s when ppl realize they don’t actually like each other but by then it’s too late and they have 2+ kids, a family van, and debt they can’t escape on their own.

no accidents

This a threat. Them alphabet boys need to be at her house right now

Nick can't name all 12 of his kids!?! I bet Mariah can...

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Might I suggest a tall pointed cone shaped hat instead?

i said “all i ask is that you have some respect & don’t be weird” this mr. penguin built ass nugga gone say “i see you looking for that 90s kind of love” SO YALL JUST SAID FUCK BEING RESPECTFUL IN 2025????

*Present Day

I recently said it and I'll say it again: Men who nerd out over something and get excited about it...? Hot. Dear universe: send me a Blerd. Thanks.

Pushing my bike up a low hill Dudes walk by Dude 1: C'mon you can bike this! Dude 2: yeah I think you can Me: (big smile) I think...that after finishing an 18km ride, and just recovered from a sprained knee ligament, AND having MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS, that I'll push my bike UP THE FUCKING HILL BYEEEE!

It was the 80s. It was possible.

In all the years I've seen soccer/football/futball matches, I have never seen a stadium this empty

Amen.

Ask specific questions when getting to know somebody "Can I get drunk with your uncle and then sing Ribbon in The Sky the whole ride when you have to drive us home?" It's important

Went to hang out with friends and catch the first half of OKC vs IND I was in a pub and in an ex's neighbourhood. Normally when I float too close to an ex's area, Murphy's law makes it so that I bump into him. Tonight? I tempted fate and won! This curse may have ended?!

Post somebody you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like:

I love the way we use language!

Age ambiguity. How good we look in yellow. Silent conversations with our faces and body language. When one runs, we all run. Our connection through music no matter our geographic location. Being Black is an honor.

See how all those chill ass nerds have beautiful ass women cheering them on while they talk about their interests? I bet they have good hygiene too.

I would argue that the "assistant" devices like Siri and Alexa were also LLMs. I know technically they're not but, I've asked various devices many fact based questions and they would get it wrong. Now, those devices are being "enhanced" with LLM and it's only going to get worse.

Fuerza responds to scenes where alleged ICE enforcement is reported. If officers are indeed with ICE, they hit record and spread the word. They also speak directly with those being detained. They are part of a growing scrappy network of volunteers protecting neighbors from ICE. bit.ly/4lgke5N

Realizing that I am experiencing a LOT of trauma around romantic relationships has been an amazing breakthrough for me

Spelling and grammatical errors. Not typos or sticky fingers or autocorrect... The kid that made me think the last book he read was on junior high.

Life advice: Never tell your Jamaican father you want a baby goat as a pet. He will look up air fryer recipes on Tik Tok

Breaking News: Juneteenth Eve has been invented

The 👏🏾 deodorant 👏🏾with👏🏾the👏🏾aluminum👏🏾

I had a visceral reaction reading this.

Wit

Having a real normal conversation with a kid. No condescension or baby talk.