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Why? Because we, as Americans, are taught that from God on down to teachers, bosses, pastors, parents, and enforcement, are all authority figures that should be obeyed first, and questioned second.

It’s exhausting to watch poll-tested, donor-beholden Congressional Democrats continue to be too old, too cloistered, and too bumbling to do anything as the government burns.

Chuck Schumer? More like “Yuck, do more!”

I really hope the Democrats can come together and form a strongly worded Twitter thread soon.

#TravisKelce is an American hero, as long as your heroes lick the boots of fascists.

I’m starting to think the #Democrats just wanted my money…

Is it ironic to repost this?

“Anyone could’ve made this.” Exactly. You DO understand art.

Grifters gonna grift.

Gen X: Do you have the time, to listen to m...” Millenials: No. Shut up.

CHUCK SCHUMER: *self-immolates at the steps of the capitol while holding a boombox over his head blasting "wake up" by RATM* ME: ok not what i meant by "do something" but like. fuck yeah

What ever happened to #RiffRaff? I hope he’s doing well.

Shit take: It’s great #ChappellRoan spoke out for artists but we shouldn’t be living in a first world country where this speech was a revolutionary act.

“We heard healthcare, inflation, Palestine, proper presidential nomination processes, and wealth inequality were all subjects of interest in our base, and reasons we lost. Best we can do is more Billionaire money and influence.”

#Beyoncé won a country album Grammy for an album that was about as country as #ElonMusk Telling us something is a country album and actually recording a country album are two different things. One is a multimillion dollar marketing campaign, the other is actually doing it.