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Got no words or takes this morning that you don't already know. In a contest of bad options this was the worst. I don't have a some novel analysis this morning that you won't see said better elsewhere. Just stay alive.

submitted 126 days ago • 18 comments

met this cool guy by a stream in the woods yesterday

submitted 184 days ago • 10 comments

tingle's biding his time in secret. playing the three main players off of each other. Soon he will have all the pieces of the triforce.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

my 5 year old son just looked at me and said, mommy, why did the lords of cinder abandon their thrones when the bell tolled?

submitted 276 days ago • 11 comments

aging, casual pokemon 'fan': anyone else growing tired of the game? each generation has sparked less and less joy for me... me, a nuzlocke knower: no you idiot

submitted 314 days ago • 1 comment

Knights Paul Lehr/Bruce Pennington

submitted 318 days ago • 0 comments

its tony tuesday

submitted 323 days ago • 4 comments

EMERGENCY do not scroll past!! I have an unpaid BLOOD DEBT I owe the man who killed my father! I only need $100 to buy the axe and armor I'm going to use to fight him but I need it in the next 24 hours before the MOON PORTAL to Lord Death's dimension closes Please repost and have a blessed night!!

submitted 327 days ago • 15 comments

Rene Magritte, The Land of Miracles, 1964

submitted 328 days ago • 0 comments

New internet currency, "Neopoints", excites and delights the world, revolutionizing the way we buy commerce.

submitted 329 days ago • 1 comment

PSA

submitted 336 days ago • 8 comments

“movies are going to become video games”

submitted 341 days ago • 44 comments

Moebius

submitted 341 days ago • 0 comments

me after swimming for two weeks

submitted 349 days ago • 0 comments

STAND BACK - IMPORTANT OWL SHIT TO DO

submitted 354 days ago • 29 comments

getting back into swimming

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submitted 363 days ago • 1 comment

bluesky

submitted 367 days ago • 16 comments

i am wearing a big suit of power armor that has little debbie snacks and a capri sun stored in the legs for rations. instead of getting to enjoy them they are injected directly into my bloodstream for energy boosts during combat. this is what is known as “grimdark”

submitted 367 days ago • 8 comments

I think there's a pretty strong consensus in the mythology and folklore about this sort of thing

submitted 378 days ago • 5 comments

the really disheartening thing about the prevalence of scams is that instead of talking about it like a public policy problem, we all act like it’s on every grandma to stay vigilant

submitted 390 days ago • 72 comments

1994: internet is ephemeral 2004: internet is forever 2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots 2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work

submitted 382 days ago • 80 comments

“What, WHAT happened with the Hugos this year?” -Me, every single year

submitted 385 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 398 days ago • 5 comments

Takuhito Kusanagi

submitted 398 days ago • 0 comments

Italo Calvino is Italian for "Italian Calvin."

submitted 401 days ago • 5 comments

the one word every woman wants to hear

submitted 412 days ago • 17 comments

Sorry to all the undead who get ennui after centuries of life but I would simply watch a lot of movies and read books. There are already a lot and people keep making more

submitted 406 days ago • 24 comments