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thom-woz.bsky.social
Drop D enthusiast. _____________________________ If I don’t know you I’ll have to block you. I am not prepared for the random followers.
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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

@delaneyman.bsky.social Infant Cadillac Father - Fabio?

i smell a pulitzer

Coup?

Casuallly clipping finger nails at the airport. Pretty chill stuff. Nothing weird about that.

Is the sauce reducing or am I slowly eating it every time I stir then lick the spoon?

oh my god. OH my god. obsproject.com/blog/obs-stu...

@delaneyman.bsky.social JUST REST at the darts!!! Love it.

Completely humiliated by my dog last night

Goth Holiday Park - Carrion Camping.

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

🎶 That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spot light 🎶 at the gym organizing all the weights

Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to. #film #filmsky #movies #moviesky

COMEDY PODCAST OF THE DAY @thebugle.bsky.social Influencer Repeatedly Punches Sick Old Man #theBugle #ComedyPodcast @alicefraser.bsky.social podcastaddict.com/the-bugle/ep...

🧵When I was 16 I got a summer job working in McDonald’s. I lasted 6 weeks. Here are the fun tales of working on the tills at McDonalds.

Make a Scotch Egg sized Quorn Picnic Egg you cowards!

Can I mute A.I stuff?

@nairoingreen.bsky.social the King (you) is here! Get in.

I still have the muscle memory of pausing an interesting post that would disappear in half a second like when I opened the other app.

hey did anyone lose a bag of tortellini? Found in East Pasadena Target parking lot, third row from the entrance, approximately six spots in from the doors