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thomas-man.bsky.social
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Good morning.

submitted 16 hours ago • 39 comments

All cars are self driving when you have narcolepsy

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

drove by a sign that simply read SIGNS, the sign directly beneath that read INFLATABLE BOATS it is almost summer, I know what I must now do

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

she better run

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"Recently, I felt a great disturbance in the world of podcasts. Someone had been on Joe Rogan’s show and pointed out that getting your opinions from stand-up comics, Bigfoot forums, and men named Dave might not be the optimal method for acquiring knowledge." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

I like my quartets like I like my cheese, string

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“I’m glad we’re friends” she said obliviously. “Oh, me too” he replied unrequitedly.

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pony: is this your card? me: yes! cool trick! pony: thanks me: can you do any others? pony: *sighs* no

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

substack.com/@abbeyneedha...

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Your password must contain something you like about me.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Missed Connection: You were a handsome French man in a Speedo rescuing a sea turtle. I was watching your YouTube video drunk.

submitted 161 days ago • 3 comments

Do not obey

submitted 28 days ago • 369 comments

writing political posts is like driving with high beams on *you* see your path very clearly and everyone opposing you gets annoyed as hell

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"Everyone who writes dialogue does it for the same reason." "What's the reason?" "To control what other people say." "Dammit Jim."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

RIP James Foley, director of AT CLOSE RANGE (1986), AFTER DARK, MY SWEET (1990), GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS (1992) etc (I didn't much care for his late-breaking Fifty Shades phase, but hey, a man's gotta work.) How To Film a Speech 101.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Imagine me naked. Wrong. The hair stops lower down.

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i used advanced pattern activity analysis on your online behavior and wow youre like always pooping

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Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name. Pope Chinese Buns IV

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

A large portion of society has progressed since the 1960s and the portion that didn’t progress, is why the MAGA cult exists.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

A victory for Rümeysa Öztürk! She will be transferred from Louisiana to Vermont while her case is heard—including a hearing for potential release on bail this Friday. FULL OPINION: ww3.ca2.uscourts.gov/decisions/is...

submitted 3 days ago • 44 comments

There it is…

submitted 3 days ago • 366 comments

“Five minutes, Mom. We’re playing pirates.”

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Three more minutes, Carlos thought, and the pizza is free.

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submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

According to this BMI chart… I need to get a lot taller.

submitted 148 days ago • 15 comments

greetings, pope pickers

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Imagine a system where the richer you are the more taxes you pay, instead of one where the richest pay none at all. Why can't we have that?

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

My senior moments are all joining up with each other.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Stolen from my mate’s instagram. A young Frank Auerbach in his studio.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Perfect example of generational discourse being nonsense, all 4 of the cool Generation X films outlined in this paragraph were directed by Boomers. Also, all 4 of the Pixies were boomers

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

which way vitruvian man

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I thought my first post on Bluesky should be something positive and motivational

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

For a movie to be classified as American, it must include: - Celebratory shooting in the air - Sidekicks (cracking wise) - Bad feeling about this, clearly expressed - Squad car nose-first in ditch, siren winds down - Diner waitress, no-nonsense - Whup-ass scene - Old lady says ‘motherfucker’

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

Morning all. Photograph by Tony Ray-Jones, Barry Island, 1967.

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?

submitted 5 days ago • 1738 comments

Bobby-Wan Kenobi

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe it’s love, maybe you’ve got kidney stones. The important thing is you’re feeling something

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

Why did we become convinced that the answer was always “disruption”, when experience tells us that the achievement of civilisation is the opposite? The move from chaos to organisation. The move from vulnerability to stability. Move carefully and fix things.

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

A movie about a dentist who stalks and kills people with poor oral hygiene. Tagline: You wouldn’t bleed so much if you flossed regularly.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Sometimes it feels like our blood isn’t even greasing the cogs of the same infernal machine

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

absolutely amazing picture of Leland Sklar and Irving Finkel

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

The top row of the Peanuts Sunday strip was called the 'throw-away panel'. If there wasn't enough space in the comic section that syndicated it, the top row could be removed and the rest of the comic would still make sense without it. Schulz often used the throw-away panel for private/obscure jokes.

submitted 512 days ago • 8 comments