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the village himbo/thembo sometimes i talk to psych hospital patients about god really good at being bipolar pnw
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“My life is a movie, and you just TiVo.” -Armando “Pitbull” Pérez

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I found this article when I worked for a narcissist several years ago. It completely changed the way I worked for/with him because I figured out how to manipulate him to get things done. hbr.org/2016/04/how-...

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Calling Trump a Russian agent is giving him way too much credit. He’s just a narcissist who is easily manipulated by anyone who knows how to play against his insecurities.

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country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

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“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!” ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you

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I literally thought this morning “I wonder what’s going on with Lizzo?”

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tonight’s a late-career Miles Davis sort of night

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all I want out of life is to feel like the third key change in love on top

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Elon and Trump aren’t “getting owned” they’re still destroying the country. Trolling isn’t resistance it’s just being annoying.

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my best friend isn’t great at spelling but he’s great at being a sweetie pie

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Guys I had a beautiful and perfect night with great friends! Everything is ok now!!

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How many aviation safety experts do we really need anyway

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taking bets on which administrative policy will make my dad realize voting for Trump was a bad decision

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party in the usa should be the national anthem

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an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool

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I wish I had a billion gazillion dollars

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in ancient times they probably thought every person who died of a heart attack was struck dead by god and that kinda rules

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“Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza” ok well suffering doesn’t belong on this earth.

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I successfully hid a box of Zebra Cakes from my kids and ate every last one myself.

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I love that my children are being raised in a pro-Luigi household

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As a child I’d play in the gulf of America

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Guys I think we’re just one more election cycle away from stopping fascism for good this time.

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I’ll take 1 of 4

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Like I know everything on this list was super predictable but

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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

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Somebody check on Aubrey

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Go birds for lots of reasons but mostly because like 25% of the indie/punk/emo bands I listen to are from Philadelphia.

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My Super Bowl wishlist: -Eagles win -Lil Wayne comes out to squash the beef at the halftime show -Taylor Swift fans finally come to terms with the fact that she’s the kind of person who is willing to date a Trump supporter -Trump [redacted] himself to [redacted]

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My Super Bowl predictions: -Kendrick’s performance is an incredibly modest, but powerful, piece of protest art -Liberals post 1,000 think pieces “decoding” all of the references in the show -No matter what the halftime show is, Trump goes on a rant about how it proves that the left is the enemy

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this sucks guys

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I know that artists have to ride the “New Release” playlist wave because of Spotify, but I haaaaate the trend of releasing half of your album as singles before the record drops.

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Talk to your kids about the health benefits of punching bigoted assholes in the face

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2029, three months into Trump’s third term, after making it illegal to say the word “genocide.” NY Times Op-Ed writer: “Trump’s new language plan is mean-spirited and divisive.”

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40 minutes into my Emilia Perez hatewatch. There’s so much to hate, but the biggest so far is that they did not start referring to a trans woman as a woman until after she had major gender affirming surgery.

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The Gulf of America is the freedom fries of geography

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I love being bipolar because I can blame it for any annoying thing about my personality

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Calling a genocide a shallow excuse means the actual depth your depravity is bottomless. It means there’s no line someone can cross that gives you pause. It means you’re no longer part of the political equation because your party can do whatever it wants and it knows you’ll vote for them.

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I love the PNW because I’m in the lobby at a doctor’s office waiting room and the nurse just accidentally dead named a patient, and the other staff vocally scolded them in front of everyone.

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Nothing makes mainline democrats hornier than out of context news stories about Trump voters regretting their vote.

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“you never truly understand love until you have children” ok but I have kids and also houseplants and only one of them bullies me.

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Bishop Budde absolutely did what clergy are supposed to do- offer a moral compass to the governments that rule us. And at the same time I want to honor the unbelievably painful experience of speaking that way to a hostile congregation.

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I’m not sure how anyone is going to release a record as good as Bad Bunny’s this year.

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The older I get and the more movies I watch the more I realize that user ratings are mostly useless. I’ve enjoyed some 5.4s just as much as many 8.7s. Just watch movies and have fun y’all.

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