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First term under Orangina we got COVID. Now we get massive school closures due to flu outbreaks, bird flu, swine flu, cows getting bird flu… Correct me if I’m wrong, faux-Christians, but this feels pretty fuckin biblical. Maybe dial back on the Idolatry? #TrumpPlague

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Fuckin Brilliant! He did the same thing with China in his 1st term. And every time he makes the ridiculous statement that he got something out of the deal. And the #MAGAMORONS eat that shit up!

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JFC! HAS IT REALLY ONLY BEEN 12 DAYS!

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The fact that 51 invertebrates could stand up to vote for Hegseth counts as a Satanic Miracle. #WeFuckinToldYou

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I’ll be watching #BostonBruins I’ll skip the #OrangeTumor pissing all over democracy. #DONTWATCHIT

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“This concludes my TED Talk on ‘The Stockholm Syndrome’”

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Former Vice President Mike Pence is planning to attend President-elect Trump’s inauguration on Monday, according to people with knowledge of the planning.

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Fuckin Republican hypocritical dickheads. I cannot imagine the outrage if Dems last year said “SCREW FLORIDA!” They want “Strings attached”? These people are vile! #MAGATS

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Nancy Mace after her 4 Cosmos lunch yesterday… Child please! @repjasmine.bsky.social #NancyMaceIsMental

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Why is the United States a country that heath care decisions are based on companies profits and not medical needs.

submitted 85 days ago • 17 comments

I'm so confused by Republican politics in 2025. Are convicted criminals and rapists supposed to be deported? Or are they supposed to be sworn in as President with unconditional obedience from the rest of their party?

submitted 85 days ago • 8 comments

Nothing inaccurate here.

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oh yeah this!

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Jeez! The pornbots aren’t even trying to convince me they’re into me anymore. It’s like they dig being blocked! Maybe I’m enabling them?

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Yeah the #BostonBruins won in OT but I’m still smoldering about the inept offense. I’m not overrating their skill but the lack of understanding spacing in the offensive zone makes it impossible to have extended pressure. That’s coaching and having a decent hockey IQ. 63, 28 & 88 need to be a line.

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It is stunningly obvious that the United States Supreme Court, once an almost impeachable nonpartisan body, has become a cesspool of venality. Its very refusal to adopt a code of conduct and ethics speaks to its imperious “WTF are YOU gonna do about it?” attitude.

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JFC! What's with these obsessed with cosplay MAGA dipshits? #NancyMaceIsFuckinNuts

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This is what we’ve become. The soon to be president advocating Imperialism. Might as well change our name to West Russia. Oh this is just gonna fuckin endear us to our allies. #WestRussia #ThisIsNotWhoWeAre

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This. Every word. If for no other reason than we fucking paid for this and we deserve to know what was found. #ReleaseTheReport #FOIA

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Yes. And when I do I get this look. Which translates to: “You realize, I have no concept of time. Ergo, ‘A little while’ has no meaning to me. So, as you walk out to do whatever you consider sooo important, be aware I now believe myself to be an orphan. But you go have fun” #ThanksTess #Pittieeyes

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No shocker here. Mayo looked out of his depth from day 1. Paging #MikeVrabel #NewEnglandPatriots

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So apparently the porn bots wave emigrated here as well… Fuckin hell!! tenor.com/b0QK3.gif

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Canada be like "OOOH! YEAH! CAN WE BE YOUR 51st? PAYING THOUSANDS A YEAR FOR INSURANCE THAT THEN TELLS ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF WHEN I GET SICK? WHERE DO WE SIGN UP?" #HealthcareIsARight #MedicareForAll

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It’s a lock that Elmo will hold the Bible for Numbnuts to heretically take the oath right? #Muskrat #OrangeIdiot #MAGAMorons

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Don’t know who did this but I’m totally stealing it. #OnlyTheBestPeople #YouCantFixStupid

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Maybe don’t pipe up if you have this kind of record?

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Elon Musk is now threatening to get rid of Democratic lawmakers, but he has no idea who he’s dealing with … no, seriously he has no idea who he’s complaining about.

submitted 106 days ago • 98 comments

The tech billionaires and the poor ass Trump groupies are a’fightin’

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Sweet Baby Jesus! Well if I had to see this...

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I'm open to this...

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Same. Maybe we didn’t know all we’d have liked about Kamala, but we sure as shit knew enough about Dickhead & we did it anyway. We’re not even there yet & it truly sucks. Part of me wants to go overseas for a few years & let you all sort it. But that seems chickenshit so I’ll keep pitchin & bitchin

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Trump can be owned by anyone. Bags of hammers think he's stupid. He is a moron whose next original thought will die of loneliness, but tell him he's brilliant and he's yours. Putin was right, Trump is Putin's useful idiot. #TrumpIsAMoron

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Supposed Christians worshipping and fawning over billionaires while hating on the poor and needy, pretty much sums up why organized religion is seeing a massive decline in followers. And the religious leaders who don’t emphatically speak out against this, are complicit. #DemVoice1

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Dunces gonna dunce. It's a friggen shame that sentient beings suffer for their ignorance #WeFuckinToldYou #YouAskedForThis

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Well when you put it that way maybe I should reconsider my life choice.... Or, conversely, you should READ THE FUCKIN BIO

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After cooking all day, I almost made it to bed last night without being a total dickhead. I was soooo close. But one guest kept hanging around, thru my yawning, thru my cleaning up, thru my packing him a friggen doggie bag! Luckily Mrs C got him out before it got too ugly. #MyWifesASaint #SoClose

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