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"The Consultant says only those pure of heart will be worthy of being represented in The Consultant's Flower Garden, but I tell him to fuck off! And he thanks me for it in the end."
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THE BOYS, THE BOYS.

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Dear #irishbluesky and #blueskyireland and #ireland folk: We have an absolutely fabulous and hilarious take on the English language and some of our expressions are purest poetry. Let's get a thread up and running of some of the best hiberno english expressions. #hibernoenglish

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Came up in my memories over in 't bad place. 10 years ago today. That was an incredibly chaotic period of my life and I do love 2015 Jim, but I definitely didn't like him. Photo's pretty funny all the same though.

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Evening, music lovers: A show that we'd done a few weeks previously has now made its way onto the interwebs. Featuring a bit of no wave, bit of prog metal, art-rock [whatever that is], post-rock, and this and that and all sorts of bric-a-brac. #nowave #progressivemetal #postrock #psych

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Worth signing...

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As a nation we are currently standing on the verge of being able to shoehorn this classic slice of Hiberno-English back into our day to day parlance... "Grand aul stretch in the evening." Very good. VERY NICE.

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Day 5/5 terminus: That was absolutely painless. I have no plans for the weekend. I will probably do something at some stage but right now I have not thought that far ahead. Mate's down from the east coast so we will probably go for a gadabout in the city. All to play for, etc.

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Being the front man of an avant-garde/progressive extreme metal band must be an interesting experience. The onstage instructions from the vocalist would be certainly very novel: "IT'S FUCKING RHOMBICOSIDODECAHEDRON PIT TIME. TEAR THIS FUCKER UP IN 27/16. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH."

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Incredibly specific content but it does exactly what it says on the tin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUdp...

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"Some are thinkers with ideals, Some are running around waving their arms in the air with no idea what they are trying to accomplish here" "When I think I'm only spinning wheels in hopes of slowly pinning down in mind a firm conclusion, how the fuck to live my life... MOTHERFUCKER"

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oho snap

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"is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me"

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"Never in the House did I use the word which comes to mind. The nearest I came to doing so was when Sir Winton Turnbull, a member of the cavalleria rusticana, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: “I am a Country member”. I interjected 'I remember'". Gough Whitlam, some boy.

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The eternal struggle...

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2 years ago today I received my initial invitation into the public sector. This invite in question has led to where we are now. 2 years later I'm no longer a temp and I'm actually acquitting myself quite well. call_centre_evacuation_proceedure.exe's payload began operations that day.

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There's a place called Furry Park in Dublin.. Yes, friends, that's right, you read that right, Furry Park. Ça alors!

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Tonight was fun. Our show is rambunctious but friendly. We are not elitists or snobs about obscure songs. We are the polar opposite of the "name three songs" brigade. Music is the best. Share the wealth.

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www.mixcloud.com/live/MondayS... We are live. Come and join us. #independantradio #alternativeradio #alternativerock #avantrock #progrock #punkrock #metal

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Cutting it very tight, but at 19:30 GMT, we of the Monday Show 3.0 will be presenting the Humpday Show 3.0. You can hear it live from here. www.mixcloud.com/live/mondays... Tonight I will be revisiting much of the music I listened to during my time in CUH so expect a varied selection.

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Pleasant days are more the norm than the exception... Show tonight will be a lot of fun and incredibly cathartic.

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GOOD GRIEF CHRISTINA...

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Hark'ee, urban planners of the Republic of Ireland.

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www.brooklandsradio.co.uk/liveplayer2.... It's liiiiiive.

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From one extreme to the other, incredibly clipped and nasal old school posh voice occasionally with an abrupt detour into Lethal Weapon 2 styled "diplomatic immunity" styled diction. Surprisingly easy to sing in as well. Makes sense to me, weirdo that I am.

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2 years ago somewhere in the northside of Cork City, meself and the excellent @sisterrose.bsky.social : "Hello yes we are a new wave band from the late 1970s."

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Music lovers of the Bluesky universe, hark, a dearly respected and beloved mate, the honourable Mr Adrian Bell, will be lifting off there at 10pm GMT with The Progressive Alternative. www.brooklandsradio.co.uk Man always has a delightful selection of tunes and its two hours of absolute bangers.

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Alas however I must earn my keep... @brianbilston.bsky.social, the genius.

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my job is mostly great. hate travelling there though. Bus Eireann Cork, thou art incredibly mid.

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That was a nice way to begin a new week. Hope all have a good time of it in the coming days ahead...

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Had the oven on for the last 20 odd minutes in order to get me lunch ready... Turns out I never even put me scran into the oven so that means I have to wait another 20 odd minutes before I can have me nosh. Dash it all, anyhow.

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It amuses me to no end that I'm making a decent living out of, save for a few phone-calls, more or less just add and removing info to spreadsheets and I don't need to leave the house for 60 percent of the work week. I honestly never expected that my life turn out to be this pleasantly boring.

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Legendary. Such a banger. There's a backstory to this and its wonderful but hark to this magnificent freakbeat classic [that was actually recorded in tje 80s].

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Well met, citizens of Cork. I am amongst thee for another few days of entirely achievable professional milestones as well as just the right amount of social interaction with people that I am comfortable with. Contractually obligated to be here, indeed, but not at all upset about it either.

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Favourite hour of a Sunday. www.resonancefm.com 20h00 GMT. Best transition back to the hurly burly one can ever ask for. Brilliant tunes curated by one of the best of us.

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Farewell for now, old friend. I'll be home again soon. No place like Limerick.

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Rats, rats, we're the rats We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

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Spoil a classic children's favourite. Shame-me and the Tragic Torch. The Perils of Penelope Shitstop Wacky Racists Fucklevision

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everland-music.bandcamp.com/album/gunesh... Jazz fusion from the former Turkmen Soviet Socialist Republic. Absolutely nuclear standard of performance and composition. Track 4 in particular is absolutely brilliant.

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