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thornleaf.bsky.social
I make boring corporate web apps and herd cats (sometimes those are the same thing). Kawartha Lakes, Ontario, Canada 🍁 she/her
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you know trump is doing something smart and good when the gift links tab is just one article a hundred times

At the mall with the kid so he can get his hair cut by someone other than me. Unknown at this time whether or not this was a wise choice…

I don't think this has been well advertised. Elbows Up rally today in Toronto. www.torontotoday.ca/local/commun...

If I were given three wishes, one of them would definitely be "make it so that people can always recognize when something is AI-generated". The second one might have to be "make people care about that, too". Third is world peace, obvs.

I can’t think of a death penalty in The Hague that would be adequate for all the evil Netanyahu has to atone for.

When someone tries to share a friends-locked post on facebook, are you the type to explain to them why you can't see it, or do you just ignore it, or are you not on facebook anymore? I need to be one of the second two options, for my sanity.

Carney pivoting to the right immediately is a sign that, even if the Liberals win the election, they’re headed down the road to where the Dems are today. It was always the logical conclusion.

Thank you, @mobute.bsky.social - a Canadian who is practicing lengthening her o's, just in case

The Canadian Canoe Museum in #Ptbo makes TIME's list of the world's greatest places to visit in 2025. The magazine just published its seventh annual list of 100 'one-of-a-kind spots and experiences around the globe'. kawarthanow.com/2025/03/14/t...

Shaun just went out shopping, which means he switched from fleece "homepants" to real pants that he can wear outside the house without feeling embarrassed (yes, Shaun feels shame about clothing choices; something I stopped doing a decade ago).

I have never seen anything like this, the *entire* ratio feed is just Chuck Schumer. He kicked everybody else out bsky.app/profile/numb...

how to use civility to stop the borg

Maestro David Briskin led the National Ballet of Canada Orchestra and the audience in a rousing rendition of O Canada before the opening of Swan Lake. #ElbowsUp is not one of ballet’s traditional positions of the arms, but everyone in Canada is adapting.

Why won't Donald Trump shut up about Canada? Because he wants to dominate the continent. And we're in the way. This is war by other means. thewalrus.ca/why-wont-tru...

List night I had a dream that I had eyelash-like hairs growing from the end of my big toe, right where my toenail-nail bed ends, and I could constantly *feel* them in my socks/shoes. While this was very unpleasant, at least it was better than the usual nightmares about our current reality.

straight up funny, actually

Do not go to America.

The fact congressional Democrats have not hired three dozen D&D rules lawyers with oppositional defiant disorder and turned them loose on parliamentary procedure with the goal of maximum obstruction is such a fucking missed opportunity

Fact check: here’s the deal. Moron’s latest onslaught of repetitive lies includes what might be funny under other circumstances, the idea that Canada places tariffs on US dairy imports starting at 290%. That’s a malicious lie. In NAFTA 2.0, which Moron personally instigated, approved and signed,

I can think of a few friends who might need to be reminded of this...

At least it's not just me... And on the bright side, I'm going to be done work VERY EARLY today, so I can spend more time doomscrolling later.

In Trump America, Kennedys try to kill you.

My favourite thing about acute existential anxiety is how it fucks with my ability to sleep. I think maybe I managed four hours last night.

"we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe, can we buy you a drink?"

Huh.

TRUMP: If you elect Biden, markets will crash - it will be the worst recession since the Depression! *Biden is elected. 48 straight months of job growth and record stock market highs. TRUMP: Ok...but if you elect Kamala...HUGE crash! *Trump elected. CRASH!!! TRUMP: Actually, recessions are good!

I know that bear video is four years old, but it's the *principle* of the thing.

This is why we pick the bear.

I don't think most Americans realize how much anxiety a lot of Canadians are feeling right now. This ain't "I'm worried I won't be able to get peanut butter" anxiety. This is "I'm worried Trump is going to bomb my country and kill my family" anxiety.

The sentiment is great but... I'm positive this is AI. Check out the other songs by the same "artist".

Still waiting...