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Taylor Swift and Niall Horan supremacy | Chris Hemsworth and Alan Ritchson protector | diehard pokemon stan | gay and proud šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ | 24 | he/him
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I need the mashup artists to wake up cuz between Gorgeous x HBDUWM, Perfect Celebrity x WAOLOM, and Garden of Eden x LWYMMD x S&M there is potential that isnā€™t being tapped into ADAMUSIC WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

Canā€™t keep being brave about The Tummy Achesā„¢ļø

God bless john Krasinski and his gigantic rack

Let us post our own gifs and send pictures in dms and Iā€™m yours 5ever

I honestly should just get my closest oomfs numbers that way i can justā€¦pester yā€™all whenever šŸ˜­

Iā€™LL T-T-TAKE YOU TO THE GARDEN OF EDEN Iā€™LL T-T-TAKE YOU TO THE GARDEN OF EDEN

ā€œMy pecs are this bigā€

this fuckinā€¦.ok 310n

Honest to god that app gets on my fucking nerves like ignoring that it just doesnā€™t fuckin work thereā€™s blatant homophobia on the fypā€¦like bible thumper homophobia, but god forbid i tell scooter braun to thanK His Surgeon šŸ™„

Well since iā€™m stuck here for a bit, hereā€™s a sweaty bearbear šŸ˜‹

šŸ™„

How do i stop feeling like everythingā€™s on fire and Iā€™m gonna die?

kindaā€¦no not kinda i very much need k@nĀ„3 to dr0p d34dā€¦

Beginning to think the massive crush i had on him as a kid explainsā€¦a lot

TZP the man that you are

LAST PIECE I NEED FOR [CLASSIFIED INFO] AT MY HOUSE LETā€™S GOOOOOO

If theyā€™d just let us post our own gifs here Iā€™d never use twitter again

Another opportunity for this good org www.rainbowrailroad.org

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Every day he gets proven right

Yā€™all know me well enough to know what my number one is come on now šŸ˜­

Anyway hi bsky oomfies, itā€™s been a while

told a certain ceo to |< Ā„ $ and now my account is locked šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

Crying itā€™s literally the same color šŸ˜­ give him a mic and the lyrics to Right Now heā€™ll be great

Idk where emo/alt twitter gets off on calling Taylor anything when their stan lists are chock full of rapists and nazisā€¦

New theme, Oops! All Galarian

Will quite literally never be the female satan twitter swears she is

EVERMORE BIRTH :D open.spotify.com/track/19CSr8...

Iā€™m so sad, i hate endings good things shouldnā€™t end

oh jesus christā€¦

No wonder iā€™m into muscle worship

To the surprise of literally nobody (except me cuz i thought Niall would be 2nd)

BIG ASS MAN SAVE ME BIG ASS MAN SAVE ME BIG ASS MAN

Think Iā€™m getting sick againā€¦