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Adorno got it right in 1945

i actually lived next door to bigfoot for a couple of years and just figured everyone already knew. we’d see him strolling around the neighborhood and would say hi but he’d only just turn his torso 90 degrees to look at us and keep walking. he worked at deloitte

i just saw a commercial for a new reality show for alec baldwin and his wife and i said i wonder if you get a show now for killing someone or for pretending to be latina and sure enough it’s called The Baldwins: The Show You Get as a Reward for Killing Someone and/or Pretending to be Latina

she's doing a noise set

Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil

We could tell yeah lol

My only rival is the person I was yesterday. Last year I was different. Last year I saw the Weapon of Choice music video. I thought Christopher Walken could fly for real. The doctors said my brain stopped for six minutes. I've learned. I've grown. l've leveled up. That's what counts.

This is how you do it...

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Have you met my daughter, American Water, and my son, Natural Bridge?

#StarTrek #inaugurationday #SISKO197

elon: *exhibiting obvious signs of someone on coke* nerds: "haha he is acting like that because of ketamine"

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec