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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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Super cool how bodies go “ugh, we hate mold” and then they give you an excessive amount of phlegm about it

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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

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me trying to digest my christmas eve meal before my mom brings out more dessert

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IMPORTANT TRAVEL TIP: Be sure to remove your full size dvd player from your carryon luggage at any TSA checkpoint. They have a dedicated conveyor belt that will take it back to 2008 for you

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Someone I knew busted out the “why are you disregarding my personal experiences?” line last night in defense of their racism last night 😬 The two people from one race you had a bad experience with doesn’t justify disliking a whole group…?

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The hardest part about going home for the holidays is remembering all your roommate’s passwords to streaming services

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