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thoughtfloss.bsky.social
Exceedingly curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover of puns
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Radioactive (no effort) #ScienceInASongOrMovie

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Anything by Atom Ant #ScienceInASongOrMovie

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Heart asplode?

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See? Gull.

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Congrats. You made it even uglier.

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#WhosInTheMoodFor vacation? This girl!

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I'm heading from Boston to LA tomorrow. Ask me how I feel about the FAA layoffs.

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#NeverTellMeNotTo be awkward. It'll just compound the problem.

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#IPutThePiecesTogetherBy ignoring the instructions and guessing.

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W ho do you think should play the next James Bond?

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Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

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Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

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#WhatMakesMeComfy all the pillows

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#WhatMakesMeComfy oversized sweatshirts

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#IllBlowTheWhistle, you blow the horn.

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#WhenYoureFlirtingWithDisaster Try this...

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#WhenYoureFlirtingWithDisaster make sure you flutter your eyelashes.

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#IDontCopyBut that's what makes me an original, one-of-a-kind, weirdo.

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Dental Dam, I Wish I Was Your Lover #SongsForASexualHealthClinic

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Wicked James #BoysNameAMovieSongBookTVShow

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Pest Control #OddJobsInSpace

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Smoking #IsARealTurnOff

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You ever want to ask the person you love most what the hell is wrong with them? My husband did this. To our bed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Block them. Even in real life, if necessary. #WaysToDealWithToxicPeople

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#ForgiveMeButYouShould probably get the hell out.

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What About Bobtail? #EquestrianMovies

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There's Something About Mare #EquestrianMovies

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Trying to copy a hashtag on Bluesky. #TheThingsThatAnnoyMeMost #TwelveTriesThisTime #IKnowHowItIsSupposedToWork

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#TheresAPlaceInMyHeart for the lonely and the elderly.

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You stop hiding your farts. #LoveIn5WordsOrLess

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All the money will smell like maple syrup. #WhenCanadiansRuleTheWorld

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Honestly? Anger, bitterness, jealousy, and resentment. It's a bitch of a holiday. #WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay

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Someone getting hurt. However, every time my husband does (mildly), I giggle like a freak. #WhatIsNotFunny

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As an American, I'd say, living in America. #WhatIsNotFunny

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Your nose is all red, My veins are all blue, I can't find my dentures, What was I saying? #ValentinesCardsForTheElderly

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"Why aren't they paying more attention to me?!" #OverheadAtTheSuperBowl

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Anything you've got to cook low and slow. #KeepsGettingBetterWithTime

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Remember: There are things you say that you can't take back.

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Justin Case is a terrible name. #JustInCaseIHaventToldYou

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Mocha Cabana #CoffeeFlavoursInASongOrMovie

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