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Illinois educator fighting the stupidity pandemic on the frontlines. I Teach for a living and learn for fun. Forging clever thoughts with a dash of sarcasm.
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This feels like mid march 2020 when covid was about to hit. Do we stock up on as much as we can at the grocery stores or is everyone overreacting?

New Zealand

He’s trying to make a kingdom.

Also Seattle

Seattle

Impeccable timing

👀🤑

Strong

But the eggs!

So it’s been a minute. Anything happen since the last time I posted?

This is going to make the alcohol industry and their lobbyists do some crazy things

No chance he doesn’t notice the eyes and throw ketchup at the wall

MAGA reads?

What are we doing in this country?

Wait for it

M’erica

One thing I learned from commander in Cheetos the last time around was that he typically engages in crazy shit (Greenland & Panama) to cover up the evil shit (Jack Smith findings close to being released)

Soooo a kill orchestrated by AI?

Who did this? 🤣

Like @governorwalz.mn.gov said…….Weird

On a day like today I’m reminded of this 👇🏻

FFS Bloomberg no one with a brain is debating this

Brain worm guy is gonna love this

Like LeBron, the onion never misses

He has so much money that no one can do anything about it? Is that really what’s going on here?

Oops!

🤣🤣

You can get a max of $100 from Apple if you had any of their devices from 2014-2023. It’s $20 per device and capped at 5 devices.

Winter is coming.

I mean, looking back on it now it madkes perfect sense for the first TD to be the Ravens D knowing that Zappe is the QB. Also, can the Ravens get Lamar a pair of pants that actually fit him?

That was one of the worst renditions of the national anthem that I’ve ever heard.

🤔

I thought only the republicans know anything about the economy 🥴

The salary cap isn’t real! Right @harrisfootball.com ?

Meet your 21st century Vampire: Constantly hungry for more electricity, never sleeps, drains the local power grid like an all-you-can-eat energy buffet, and requires massive, windowless fortresses that suck the life out of city and rural areas.

Did you know: Starlink significantly contributes to the risk of Kessler Syndrome due to having over 7,000 active satellites and plans for tens of thousands more. As the density of objects in low orbit increases, it raises the likelihood of collisions that could trigger a debris cascade Thanks Elon!

You’re telling me this Bears team is worth 5+ Billion dollars?

Denmark with the clap back to Trump👏🏻

What are the odds the orange bandit is talking about Panama bc he heard about this from a friend of his?