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Houston sports and Arsenal enjoyer. Sports betting should be outlawed no matter how totalitarian and prudish that sounds
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Have Arsenal considered doing this in every competition for the sake of my happiness?

Jon Bois is the great American storyteller.

I’m gonna miss Ryan Pressly more than I’ll miss Alex Bregman.

I am officially against challenging balls and strikes. What a freaking momentum killer. I’ve rolled my eyes every time it’s been called so far

This was my first time in Oakland/east bay. Big whiff by Jeff Fisher and the league to not give serious thought to Howard Terminal. Would’ve been an incredible spot for a ballpark

@blummer27(in absentia) sup

Baseball

Heartbreaking realization that I can’t make Scott Servais jokes this year

What about sports team logos that make you cry so hard you throw up

Full disclosure: my hopes are so unreasonably high that Hunter Brown is going to be that dude this year. I am not prepared for disappointment

Everton are miracle workers

Everton is worthless.

Been battling a sickness, doing better but still sucks. Coldest day of the winter, work was brutal as a result but I’m warm at home now. And then I have to read the words “red white and blueland” like wtf man

While the world hopes this is the end of the Chiefs dominant run and, more importantly, the end of KC BBQ having any acknowledgment; I’m sorry to say the Royals may be relevant

The Texans and Bills lost to this garbage?

Fox, what the hell is this scorebug

this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care

I was joking but okay

I check threads every now and then because there are certain columnists I like that jumped off twitter a while ago for threads but haven’t bought into Bluesky yet. Holy moly what a cesspool every comment section is over there. Main posts are good and fine, but get dogpiled by garbage in the replies

Absolute belt to ass today #arsmci

Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

People who like to dip wings in ranch: “I like to dip wings in ranch.” People who like to dip wings in blue cheese: “you actually eat RANCH??🤢 you sick freak. The police are on their way. I’ve alerted CPS to remove your children. History will forget your kind. Your evil deeds shall be purged.”

One thing to know about me is that I HATE sports betting and daily fantasy apps; and that anyone who uses “parlay” in a non-pirate context deserves punishment in a pirate context. I love sharing anti-gambling content and I highly recommend giving this a watch youtube.com/watch?v=X5VY...

The Astros and Cubs are the only teams to not have a Bluesky because they know they will be flooded with wrathful Kyle Tucker posts from @eephustosser.bsky.social

My game-worn jersey collection grew by one today. I think the collection is an indication of my very oddly specific baseball fandom: 1997 Tim Bogar home 2012 Chris Snyder road alt 2009 Mike Hampton road (newest add) I just need a Brian Bogusevic and I think I’ll experience a new form of catharsis

Rockets are going crazy this is amazing

I’m speechless. I didn’t sign up for a love story when I became an Astros fan, yet here we are

And Zack Grienke will be signed to platoon Shortstop

Billy Wagner being the first Hall of Famer from Virginia sounds like a made up fact. How do you produce 8 presidents and then a century later, Wags and JV? What were they doing in all that time?

Wagner’s induction is a good reason for the Astros to make a difficult decision: re-assess retired numbers. It’s really hard to argue taking down Umbricht and Wilson’s #’s. But in a world where the uncomfortable conversations already happened, I would retire one number per decade with HOF exceptions

The one guy who didn’t vote for Ichiro did it to give M’s fans something to else to cry about, even in the off season. I respect the commitment to the game, that’s heart and hustle right there

Ichiro got his 3,000th hit in Miami. His plaque should have the Maroon 5 Marlins logo on the cap

A peak into my personal life: I’ve been going to the gym regularly for almost two years now, but decided I need to get my cardio up. I went for a run today because it’s nice out and my fitness watch had the audacity to tell me I have poor cardiovascular health. Was the wheezing not freaking obvious

I don’t feel better

Hello, walls. How’d things go for you today?

If you’re team “funniest thing ever” like me, you’re rooting for Beltran to go into the hall as an Astro