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thumpasaurus.bsky.social
Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence) fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast) replacement level jazz trombonist
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birthday weekend on deck, just wanna hide in the shittiest part of my basement the whole time so as to not ruin anything for anyone else

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

asking my psychiatrist unironically if they still do frontal lobotomies

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not gonna make it much farther like this man

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I think I’m actually losing my mind for real. 35 is a time some more serious things can manifest right? I think I’m in real trouble

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the reverend doctor is in time to marry some people

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Easily my lowest moment as a DCFC supporter not even close what an unparalleled embarrassment

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

hit the nascar hall of fame in my most reverent attire

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

words cannot describe the blinding hatred I had for this fucking thing as a child

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

once again, I assure you the wokest place of business near you is the critically acclaimed microbrewery

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Rick Snyder is a free man for reasons that escape me

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if “Trump thinks exchanging money for goods and services means you’re losing” stems directly from Trump’s career of taking people’s money for nothing in return. Running casinos, licensing his name for products he didn’t make, Trump U., fake charities, whatever crypto thing he’s running now

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

microbrewery scene been getting a lot of hate over on the other place, and I get it, but you gotta give credit no matter where in the country you are, a highly rated microbrewery is one of the likeliest places to find pride flags

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve moved beyond trying to impress people by shredding and now I just play memes in my solos

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

instant reaction: gig notes from set 2

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

voice is still shot but I at least have Don’t Pay The Ferryman range band hits in an hour 45

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently the way to get through to Wretched Shitmer is to yell at her, denigrate her, shit all over her and then just wait four years

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve arrested the slide but damn i sure am a long way from safety. doesn’t seem possible to climb back up there.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the city boys did me proud defending our home turf in the tournament of my sacred ancestral beverage

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

who wants to get high and watch deutche tourenwagen

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams from a neon moon

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Points hack: if you earn 20 million Amtrak Guest Rewards™️ Points they let you drive this guy around for a bit

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

god dammit this is bullshit man

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

im gonna be so fuckin mad if I wake up tomorrow

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get i deserve what i get

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

ever fucked things up so bad you don’t recognize yourself anymore

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment