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thumpback.bsky.social
We, the people, are fully devoted to are Lord and Savior Thumpback from Skylanders Giants (parody account)
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Thumpback says “i’m going to shit your pants”

Thumpback says “I like Star Wars”

Thumpback says “ummmm hi” *vores you*

Thumpback says “I MUST TOUCH SOME BOOBIES”

Filthy Frank? Don't you mean Joji's Bizarre Adventure?

Thumpback says “I like pp”

Thumpback says “please stop touching my Willy”

Thumpback says “I NEED TO SUCK SOME BOOBIES IF I DONT ILL DIE”

Thumpback says “I would like to announce that we are only 999,999,754 followers away from reaching our goal. I’m sure that with enough help from Skylanders fans we can reach our goal by the end of the year.”

Thumpback says “I need a Asian baddie”

This took me 108 layers due to my incompetence, and the total Krita file size was over 2GB... I'm learning to draw fire and I am actually a bit proud of this one #Skylanders

Thumpback says “umm hi” *smacks your ass*

Thumpback days “the rabbit and teeth thing from the amazing digital circus should do painful and horrific anal to each other”

I actually really depressed and I wanna kill myself

My statement on what's unfolding in Los Angeles.

Thumpback says “who wanna make out”

chicken jockey was the last straw

Thumpback says “as I mentioned previously this game will be peak”

Thumpback says “This is the greatest game of all time I would know I am Thumpback.”

Thumpback says “I’m getting a Fortnite skin soon I swear”

Thumpback says “umm hi… i’m gonna go fuck your mom figured I’d let you know… OK bye”

Thumpback says “hey there who wants to smell my feet? they’re really stinky.”

Thumpback says “I wish I had money instead of this freakishly large cock”

Thumpback says “holy crap it’s the guy from Fortnite”

Thumpback says “I love pp”

Thumpback says “ to celebrate pride month I will be gay for the rest of the month”

“Yooo where you guys at?”

Thumpback says “we’re making out behind the Burger King dumpster tonight at 10 don’t be late.”

Thumpback says “I just shit your pants”

Thumpback says “this one time a guy almost shoved an egg up his ass because of me”

Thumpback says “my first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike my dad was holding me from behind“

Thumpback says “I want you”

Thumpback says “the T in LGBTQ not stands for Thumpback”

Thumpback says “happy gay month shout out to the gays”

I respect opinions but if you go out and say persona 5 is a shit game compared to persona 1 and genuinely start glazing persona 1 I’m just gonna laugh

Thumpback says “IM PREGNANT AND YOUR THE BABY”