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Old, awkward, tired. Expect random dog pics. 🩷💛🩵
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I'm still tired from last year.

this is the most i’ve ever “broke containment” lol this meme got so big that it was on the front page of reddit, then an 18 year old girl in Iran stitched the meme and That got on the front page of reddit, then someone connected us and she made and sent me one for free beautiful internet moment

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Not overdoing it, not underdoing it, a "secret" third thing (not doing it at all)

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

Hello, new followers! Just s reminder that I make great art, and im open for commission work. Reach out by dm or email if you're interested

Me to son: did you just make a joke about entropy? Son: I know, it just gets worse and worse.

I am being punished for all the crate time Gonzo had to endure while my dad was here today

What didn't kill me made me weak and sad and tired, go on without me

Please be careful out there on the roads today, my car just swerved into bookstore parking lot out of nowhere

So one of the things that I think is lost on AI proponents is what I call the card catalog effect, a thing I shouldn’t call it because a lot of people probably have no experience with a card catalog.

I grew up assuming everybody had a sense of humor and I have never been so wrong

There are men under my house right now delivering heat. I don't know them or anything about them but today they are heroes. I'm so cold.

These post-it notes are not saving me

I'll follow my passions as soon as I feel something ever again

Well that's about enough of this week, let's move on shall we

the devil never laughs harder than when he's hanging up new live laugh love signs around hell

Hunting intellectuals? Oh cool it's back to pretending to be unintel... not smart

the rich are poisonous. do not eat them. feed them to themselves

"you're so self aware" thanks i literally wish i wasn't

One of my all time favorite lines in Star Trek is when the Enterprise encounters a weird new life form and it calls all the people on board “ugly bags of mostly water.”

At my age the craziest I go is hog mild.

Sitting at home thinking I just want to go home

You fool! Your weak desire for ordered space is no match for this pile of sentimental crap!

beaker on magazine covers: thread

it’s been twelve years since my wife and i bought the house i grew up in from my parents and i’m still afraid to touch the thermostat

Food trucks, but you order while you’re both going 65 on a long stretch of highway

two chairs one person it's too hard to be alone she talks to the chair

Less bs images with no alt text, more terrible but original thoughts (unfollowingly)

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

Been playing Zelda and working and in last night's dreams I had to make html files in Dreamweaver, but really fast because the paper shark monsters were chasing my cursor with death on their minds

Cashier: have a good day. Me: I love you too.

We are done for the day, hope there was something good in yours

my father was killed by a heart shaped box of chocolates you son of a bitch

Love him from the bottom of my heat. Not a typo, heat's been out for days, ordering a new furnace today. Romance lives 🥶

Me: Things can’t get any worse. The Internet:

Everything is stupid.