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thunk2much.bsky.social
Old, awkward, tired. Expect random dog pics.
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Pizzas are supreme but that court sure isn't

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

The best course I ever took, professor said I'm not here to teach you what to think, but I will teach you HOW to think.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Each day I wake, Against my will The triumph of sunlight Over the dream I lay here dreading. Bed is warm The world is cruel And cold, so cold Coffee calls to me It should have texted I sleep once more

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

sorry i cannot handle any more “THIS SCARY THING SHOULD SCARE YOU” headlines i am already dead

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I was a gifted child and I have been re-gifted many times since.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Oversimplification is the root of all evil

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He could have just had his party at a Chuck E Cheese

submitted 4 days ago • 150 comments

I have a headache can you please mock the fascists without me today

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My NC town showed up huge today, so much heart and humor. Just got home to the MN news... So sick of the wrong people being afraid.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

allow me to re-introvert myself.

submitted 141 days ago • 4 comments

Weather god has the chance to do the funniest thing...

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses

submitted 148 days ago • 12 comments

Maturity is just realizing most of your past decisions were made by an idiot… who was you.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Even as a kid, I knew Chutes and Ladders was bullshit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

for every 50 likes (within reason) i’ll put dwight schrute in a famous work of art.

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

He almost never relaxes, but when he does.... Whew 😅

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

It's not a chore if you don't do it.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

What this place needs is more opinions

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

I put the OG in cognitive dissonance.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm barely (sometimes not) making rent. People have been telling me to start a gofundme but I feel weird about that. But I thought maybe if I was contributing something? SOO I started making shitposting shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

umm your joke was already made by a minor twitter account in 2014, like maybe read the entire internet before you post?

submitted 7 days ago • 20 comments

i rose out of my bog for this?

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Just ordered the good sheets because I'm going to try hiding in bed instead of under it for a bit

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Trying this new AI process at work and it's not faster and certainly not better, just far more demeaning so that's cool. Cool. Cooooooool.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I have the kind of tired that never goes away

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

I know it’s Monday because everyone in the office looks like they’re dragging a wet mattress through emotional molasses with noodle arms and existential dread.

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

Whenever a thin friend says they’re so fat I agree with them and then look for a new friend

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Ate that popcorn too fast 😂

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments