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tiaks.bsky.social

netsphere enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her and happy to be here

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dreamt i could catch satellites and eat them. it remains my dream.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

silenced pistol puts two in the back of Slimer's head. body bag like a deflated parade float. into the big slurp of the East River. see you in hell

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

(pulling a shape out of your wall) well, well, well. turns out that "rat" was nothing more than a horrible demon

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

extending the pig leaf to my wretched foes

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

regular reminder that im open to receive state secrets. i dont know what to do with them but im also open to suggestions

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

EMT going through my lentils, chickpeas, etc

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

infinite cress hack. unlimited water cress loophole.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

extremely long version of me scooping satellites out of the night sky with a butterfly net: 👋

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

singing to myself on the train got a big ol jar of ANTS. big ol jar of ANTS. making eye contact don't you want to SEE. my big ol jar of ANTS.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

spotted a critter of the rat variety

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

(showing my partner my school photo) it's crazy to think about how we would spend all our time together back then but now they got killed by a strange creature

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

imagining a nemesis called Mr. Microscope

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

connecting to the dark wifi that lets me download bugs

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

posts in 2067: (glyph of a drop of water) goona sip sip 😭 posts in 2231: budu dada sip🙏 oona sip 👎 posts in 2232: nee budu dada sip nee oona sip 😭😭😭

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

me: i live inside 100 houses also me: very good, very good also me: everyone is me

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

apartment ghost complaining: I was minding my own business 😮‍💨 calling for help that would never come 🤷‍♀️ from people centuries dead. But sure, jerking off is important too i guess 🫤

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Team, PLEASE make sure to reload the beam with clean rubies & emeralds only. 😢2👍4🤔1

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

getting in trouble at work for failing the mirror stage

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

chewing... chewing... chewing complete. eject gristle at target?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

chewing gun

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

sipping room temp water in a dim room ====

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

in baseball, if you do well enough you get auto drafted to Secret Baseball, where the only rules are Play Ball and You Eat What You Kill

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

might fire a beam later, if i have enough mana

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

(narration for a coming of age novel) im eating something. not sure what it is. guess we'll never know. guess we can never really know anything.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

heh heh heh...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

sneakin around with some gunk

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

hoping for a zapruder film 4k remake this year 🙂‍↕️

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Your Dog Answers the Door: "No Such Person Exists" He Smirks

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

hi google. search "sloth top speed" phone: INSTRUCTION LAMBDA SIX SIX RECEIVED. ACTIVATING "ASMODEUS PROTOCOL"

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments