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tiaks.bsky.social

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pinned behind espresso machine as officer unloads m249 SAW at coffee shop in the process of conducting a wellness check

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

calling up the poison control hotline for more poison

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so was gargamel some sort of racist caricature? i dont feel like googling it

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dreamt i could catch satellites and eat them. it remains my dream.

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silenced pistol puts two in the back of Slimer's head. body bag like a deflated parade float. into the big slurp of the East River. see you in hell

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

(pulling a shape out of your wall) well, well, well. turns out that "rat" was nothing more than a horrible demon

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extending the pig leaf to my wretched foes

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regular reminder that im open to receive state secrets. i dont know what to do with them but im also open to suggestions

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

EMT going through my lentils, chickpeas, etc

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

infinite cress hack. unlimited water cress loophole.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

extremely long version of me scooping satellites out of the night sky with a butterfly net: 👋

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singing to myself on the train got a big ol jar of ANTS. big ol jar of ANTS. making eye contact don't you want to SEE. my big ol jar of ANTS.

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spotted a critter of the rat variety

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(showing my partner my school photo) it's crazy to think about how we would spend all our time together back then but now they got killed by a strange creature

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imagining a nemesis called Mr. Microscope

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connecting to the dark wifi that lets me download bugs

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posts in 2067: (glyph of a drop of water) goona sip sip 😭 posts in 2231: budu dada sip🙏 oona sip 👎 posts in 2232: nee budu dada sip nee oona sip 😭😭😭

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me: i live inside 100 houses also me: very good, very good also me: everyone is me

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apartment ghost complaining: I was minding my own business 😮‍💨 calling for help that would never come 🤷‍♀️ from people centuries dead. But sure, jerking off is important too i guess 🫤

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Team, PLEASE make sure to reload the beam with clean rubies & emeralds only. 😢2👍4🤔1

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getting in trouble at work for failing the mirror stage

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chewing... chewing... chewing complete. eject gristle at target?

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chewing gun

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sipping room temp water in a dim room ====

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in baseball, if you do well enough you get auto drafted to Secret Baseball, where the only rules are Play Ball and You Eat What You Kill

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

might fire a beam later, if i have enough mana

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments