Profile avatar
tidepostin.bsky.social
idk
560 posts 105 followers 83 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 23 Comments 27

i feel like we never got to winter this year its just been a long fall

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

my body yearns for the train

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm convinced all modern AI is just an expanded version of Akinator that's been around since 2007.

submitted 338 days ago • 5 comments

I gotta live so that everyone knows it’s possible

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Alright boys take notes, let me show you how it's done. *drops to my knees, hands folded, tears bursting, and snot bubbling outta my nose, screaming* PLEASE PLEASE HAVE TEH SEX0R WITH ME. PLEASE!

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

its hard to be excited about advances in robotics cause all that it will ever be used for is cops or the military

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

posting is all the medicine i need

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

shit to meet you

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

the only reason people get "addicted" to smoking cigarettes is because they're unkowingly autistic and it serves as a so called "stim". nicotine (much like caffeine) is all placebo

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

fucking what the fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

wow a whole cent off!?!???

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

theyre putting me on the sidewalk and salting me like a slug later

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

buying a 5lb vat of peanut butter was the best financial decision of my life

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

eating my peanut butter crackers cause im literally 8 years old

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

All gorillas are female. That's why they're called GORLillas. Anyways. My application to work at DOGE got approved.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

*flirting* I'd be a real problem for you

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Me to all my random new followers:

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

theyre casting me as the next james bond baddie

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

theyre putting me in the pipe and smoking me later

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

woke up fresh

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My 20's has been becoming the person i used to make fun of

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment