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tiempos.bsky.social

💜i’m so gay for my gf 💜any pronouns! 27 🔞MDNI

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sometimes my IBS makes me question the point of it all

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i stay sending weird car memes to my girlfriend’s dad on instagram

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

gf literally got hard from drinking a monster

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

my gramma bought me a toaster :)

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nearly shitted myself cuz i tried to power thru a DbD match, i am not as strong as i thought

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

my dog wants my grapes and he would simply die if he ate them, but he doesn’t know English so he thinks I’m just being greedy by not sharing :(

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lesbians? gnarly sucking boobs? gnarly strap? gnarly party in the bikini bottom hnng

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

every time i make an instagram or facebook post i feel a visceral emptiness bc i can hear the echoes of my dead dad’s voice reading out something he would have commented on the post

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

just realized I don’t have a toaster

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“I love you. Thank you for doin all’a that” -my gf after sex

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

they call me the Scarlet Creeper: Edge Mutation

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

STOP TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME I WANNA WATCH GREYS ANATOMY

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

thinkin about Strangler Luke rn

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

my gf is fast asleep right now and started sleep talking, then got mad at me for responding, and while STILL ASLEEP, she said, “lover I need to go to sleep😒.”

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I’m like if a person foaming at the mouth was chill

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speed form deoxys wife

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

My gf is only w me cuz i look like jschlatt

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

love having two toilets so my gf and I can both have simultaneous IBS attacks without issue

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

watching the doordasher on the map and seeing them drive past the house is truly heartbreaking

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

snapchat ads really kill the shitposting mood when i’m trying to send dumb shit to my friends

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i need a cotton candy blizzard so bad

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the term “nothingburger” makes me aggro

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Divorced dad music do be kinda slappin doe

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t hate easily, but when i do, it is deeply rooted and because you earned it

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

gf is high, here’s how it went: “—THAT WASHED UP MOTHERFUCKER RYAN SEACREST—“ followed by a monologue about how gambling ads are the bane of her existence

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

ten thousand dicks in the air

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

craving McDonald’s but my bowels can’t even contain Gatorade rn

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

might have to start selling feet pics to survive in this economy ngl

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

it’s a whole damn circus lately

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Mad about politics again #politicscw #transrights #antismad <block this last tag if you don’t wanna see my political shit lol

submitted 106 days ago • 14 comments

he fell asleep first at the slumber party

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