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Each of the mirrors in a disco ball holds captive the soul of a fallen dancer.

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You have to love yourself, even though you are so annoying

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 8 days ago • 67 comments

Giorgio de Chirico, Comedy and tragedy, 1926

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

i wasn’t saying literally. i was saying little rolly

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I can’t remember a time before Gaga’s Abracadabra.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Pearl clutching? In this economy????

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

Doechii deserves EVERYTHING

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Katharine Ross and friend

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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

submitted 25 days ago • 87 comments

i was trapped inside of a painting for several years as a child

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")

submitted 27 days ago • 57 comments

Unfunny camp is contemptible. (1970)

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we were so busy asking WikiHow that we never thought to ask WikiWhy

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

depression so bad i have to go look at pictures of sequined animal prints

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ethel cain is bene gesserit

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BEEP BEEP i need a thousand years sleep VROOOOM

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hereby offering myself as a vessel for the spirit of david lynch to possess any time he wants to visit this mortal plane again 🕯️❤️‍🔥

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hey bro are you okay i noticed your leitmotif is playing in minor key and down tempo

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

#NowPlaying #JazzSky Miles Davis: Bitches Brew (1969) First Miles I ever bought, from Selectadisc in Soho back in the early 90s. Blew my tiny mind. Still does.

submitted 50 days ago • 44 comments

1. creeping 2. crawling

submitted 45 days ago • 9 comments

don’t post anything online that you wouldn’t say anonymously to a stranger for gamified cruelty points

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

can i come over and show you the patterns i've noticed?

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

I think I would do really well at crying while dramatically removing clown makeup,

submitted 50 days ago • 30 comments

girls is the carrie, sex and the city is the samantha, golden girls is the miranda, little women is the charlotte

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when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.

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Anjelica Huston photographed by Richard Avedon, 1976

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

Shhhhhhh > Sssssssh

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

nighniel night lewisn’t (evil daniel day lewis)

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I hate when a guest asks what time it is and i have to go get my clock out of the closet. But i love sighing and making a big to do about it

submitted 59 days ago • 10 comments

melting my chicken nuggets down and making chicken ingots

submitted 61 days ago • 6 comments

On November 25th, 2014, after her last concert of the ARTRAVE tour, Lady Gaga made an appearance at the famous nightclub VIP Room in Paris, France, wearing an extraordinary dress made of enormous spikes

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

bro they’re stigmatizing u in the group chat bro. they’re othering u son. they’re removing context from ur behavior and the narrative is gaining traction with ur detractors my guy

submitted 263 days ago • 7 comments

[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure

submitted 66 days ago • 18 comments

Le DĂ©part / Jerzy Skolimowski / 1967.

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Gonna count the fantastic Saturnalia sequence as technically making Megalopolis a Christmas movie.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Panic! At the Michaels

submitted 65 days ago • 10 comments

go ahead and call 'em then

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

A fun thing about the song You Can Call Me Al is that over the course of just a few decades you can go from "haha this song is neat, that bassline is sick" to "why is Paul Simon making all these cutting remarks about me personally"

submitted 66 days ago • 46 comments