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timbmartens.bsky.social
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hockey fights

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My concept for the Super Bowl LX logo

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Petition: play the Super Bowl in the Rose Bowl again

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Funny so many people were worried about Bo Callahan because no one came to his birthday party and not because of who his agent was.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

normalize banana bread as the entire dinner

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

A minions movie, but it’s also the purge

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

roundball rock

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Just changed a diaper while suctioning my daughter’s mouth and holding her g tube from spilling. This is my AND1 mixtape.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

When I used to be a eucharistic minister, I’d throw in a “body of Chris” every 10 or 15 handouts just to see if someone would notice.

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Forgetting that Ruben Studdard’s “Sorry 2004” was 20 years old this entire year is my “Sorry 2024”

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Just me or is sharing the Spotify wrapped the equivalent of telling someone your dreams? You think people care…no one does…

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I challenge anyone to find a closing credit song that feels more off from the vibe of the movie than the song in the credits of The Santa Clause

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

thankful af

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Almost forgot to properly protect myself from this new social media i DO NOT give BLUE SKY permission. to share ANY of my pictures or personal infomation to ANYONE or, to print ANYHING off of my computer There…I’m safe.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

kinda forgot i had this and was going to use it for all the important thoughts i had during the day, so guess it’s time to get back at it… my dream is still to buy an old bank and convert it into a sub restaurant and we send you your sub through the drive through tubes

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honestly if you tell me that you’re “hear to say” something within the first verse of a rap, I know it’s about to be really good

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I have yet to meet a dog that I wouldn’t rank ahead of all but about ten people in the world.

submitted 373 days ago • 0 comments

Being 35 and looking back on what college life was like, the nostalgia seems to never go to the parties and fun. I now just think “man, i had so much time for naps.”

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

For Hire: Produce Guide Job Role: You arrive just ahead of me at my grocery store and cut down any produce I grab by 3/4. Example: I grab eight bananas. You rip off six and put them back on the shelf. I question it. You say “there’s not even room in the freezer for banana bread bananas anymore.”

submitted 375 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, if this baby’s first words aren’t “wow, you really did a nice job of blending the wall color with the new flooring in this nursery, mother” then what is all this planning for?

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Bears are not so good

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yo

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