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timcaine.bsky.social
Father of Teddy , Husband of Rebecca , Teacher of American History. Auburn ‘13. Montevallo ‘18.
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Dear Manager: This week I 1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack 2. Found myself in another part of the world 3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile 4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife. 5. How did I get here?

That is a shocking stat. Really puts things in perspective.

So…reading for fun is bad? Is that the goal here? Because it will certainly be the outcome.

Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally

Today is 2/10, which means I get to wish @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and @edsbs.bsky.social a very happy FSU day.

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If these NIH cuts stick -- and who knows in this environment -- my whole metro will to be screwed. Not to mention the actual lives affected. Talk about cutting off your nose for spite. www.al.com/news/2025/02...

This Auburn team is so good. I was down there in the Lebo and Barbee days. I’m envious of those kids in the Jungle.

More like this, please.

janelle monae is who michael jackson wished he was

Our water pressure has been stupidly high for years. Fancy fixed it.

People keep following me because they think I’m the senator from VA. I hope they’re enjoying the infrequent college sports content.

Not sure how Trump keeps outfoxing the senate parliamentarian. That guy makes it really hard to do stuff

Rescue a pet. You can help each other through this.

it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol

1. Historian/Lawyer 2. History 3. History—>Environmental Science—>Biosystems Engineering (All before setting foot on campus because of fears over climate change and wanting to do something about it)…

Yes, these are my children Boxer, and The Suburbs.

I took Teddy to the Auburn TAMU game. He was a trooper. Made it through half time, and then I listened to the second half all the way home while he slept in his car seat. I’ll be telling that story to his kids someday.

It is always darkest before the boys are back in town

I have taken the resources that were in the budget and which you were probably saving for higher education Forgive me they were needed to feed the AI bubble and to dismantle the humanities

Thomas was my favorite thing when I was a child. Last year was was really special as I got to experience my son discovering and loving Thomas, too. We’re thankful for Britt’s work bringing him to life.

hooked em. twice.

We already had a roaring 20s, why are we doing this again

During his presidency, Jimmy Carter advocated to have Medicare cover all Americans. After his presidency, he continued humanitarian works that everyone, regardless of political affiliation, should respect. Rest In Peace. Prayers to his family.

I am constantly insulted on this platform

Early to bed, early to rise makes a man and house guests stink after three days.

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Michel Foucault: Even when the Elf is not on the Shelf, you are never free of it. You carry the Elf within you, monitoring your own conduct for Naughtiness. You hold yourself prisoner within a self-surveilled snow globe of Santa’s making.

yes, this is the heart of it. the “legal”/“illegal” distinction did not exist at the time the 14th amendment was written and ratified. if you want birthright citizenship to be restricted to legal immigrants then you need to amend the constitution, simple as that.

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

Essays? Graded Fireplace? Lit Night? Silent

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