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I am a self-published author with good reviews from folks I don’t even know. Also available on Nook and Kobo. Falcon: Time Traveler for Hire Kindle ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QQLTGQW Paperback from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1093972319
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Do you use voice commands with your smart speaker? Do your houseguests learn the names of all the devices and groups so they can, too? I’m getting a real kick out of this.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

He’s like the kid who pulled the legs off a spider just to feel he had power.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Words matter. “The staff at that restaurant will knock your socks off,” is way different from, “The staff at that restaurant will pull your socks off.”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The phrase “Slap my ass and call me Judy” just isn’t as fun when your aunt’s name is Judy.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I was disappointed after I finally got a NYT subscription—with the Sunday home delivery option—to find that they don’t carry comic strips. That would have been the ultimate nostalgic eye candy, harkening back to the days of reading Bloom County, Doonesbury, and other favorites.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The first time a human laid their head against another’s chest and heard something thumping, I’m sure they went and got everybody in the cave and said, “You gotta hear this! What is it?!”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

If you have pain that isn’t a broken bone, look for an Airrosti location near you. They have repeatedly relieved severe muscle pain much faster than a traditional physical therapist. I’m about to do exercises for my latest recovery right now. Find their simple pain-relief videos on YouTube for free.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Using an account with a $0 balance to schedule a person-to-person (P2P) payment for later (say, after you get paid) is equivalent to the old days of writing a check and asking the recipient to wait to deposit it—except you don’t have to trust them to wait.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I took a shelfie a few winters ago. #fungifriends #fungisundee #macromyco

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I find myself wondering whether I should shout, “Take it to the house!”or “Bring it home!”

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

When a recent guilty pleasure—beatbox I found on Spotify—sounds like it sampled fart noises we made as kids, I hit skip.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I will always enjoy discovering a song or a musician I like. Sure, the old stuff’s still great, but why limit yourself?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

That feeling when you lean in slowly and your lips tiptoe to the rim of the glass holding possibly spoiled milk.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Little Red Fungus. Baby, you’re much too fast. Brevard, NC. Summer 2023. #FungiFriends #mushroom #mycology

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Remember: as far as your dogs or cats know, you are static shocking them on purpose.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Just wanted to join the fungal fun. Avalanche Mountain, outside Boyne City, MI. Spring 2024. #FungiFriends #mushrooms #nature

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever been asked to say grace over a meal at a friend’s home? How did that make you feel? How did you handle it? Did you feel the same at about it at age 20 as you did at age 40? Not 40 yet? Round down.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Do all gas grill makers gather and decide to make the manual sparkers last exactly four lightings before they fail?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I saw that a post by @stephenking.bsky.social had only 392 comments, so I figured maybe there was a shot he would read and reply to mine. Because, you know, that isn’t much to wade through, and boy was I clever with the callbacks to his works.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments