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timetheft.bsky.social
Be not afraid.
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You're not going to win a debate against someone incapable of comprehending facts. You can't convince a zombie who wants to eat you brain to not eat your brain. You can shoot it in the head, though, and it's the first thing you should try.

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submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I feel sorry for what ever 12 year olds have to learn about our dipshit failed celebrity politicians and their stupid fucking Fourth Reich in 2072. I hope they all at least get to learn about their hilarious and embarrassing ends. Pictured: Melanoma Trump

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Watched a couple long time friends (20+ years) mentally disintegrate into Nazis over the last 10 years. I can say, without a doubt, there was nothing I could do. Either I'm just unskilled, or it's a personal choice made in the heart. Maybe both. Fuck em. I'm not their mom. BLOCKED

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck the entire administration. Fuck the apologists. Fuck the "just give them a chance!" Don't play nice. Don't give benefit of doubt. Don't be hopeful they will "pivot". A lot of our grandparents, great grandparents fought/died to make sure Nazis didn't return.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It's my Second Birthday! I died 4 years ago. At work. My dipshit manager clocked me out. Pour out a RedBull for me at 20:47.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Just let him out, bro. He didn't do anything wrong.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

This isn't the future I saw while pondering my twelve pound steel orb.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

America (the band, not the country) is pretty cool. Alligator lizard, apropos. Also, I'm fucking burnt out, man. I'm tired of having to nosedive into darkness to find my light. The world becomes a cartoon, while I learn to keep my composure.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

One dead CEO is going to lead to reprisals, but one a week might do the trick.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hey man. Nice shot.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up like this.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Spider pretty much has my dream job. The trade-off is she licks her own butthole. That doesn't seem entirely appealing.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

This caterpillar became a butterfly. It was, no doubt, beautiful. I never got to see it. It just had to be, though. The butterfly is definitely dead and gone, but I like to think it didn't die a caterpillar. You shouldn't, either. This post is about you, somehow. Use your imagination.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I guess posting photos I've taken is a reasonable way to start a conversation about how we need to forcibly remove all fascists from power and life, if necessary.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments