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New blog post on my alpha-gal syndrome experience. Enjoy! www.timothyhoelscher.com/post/alpha-g...

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I am personally offended on behalf of my dog when someone calls her “the dog.”

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I have no words. The image was absurd enough with the notation text obviously layered on top of the image of the tattoos. But Trump believes that those letters were ACTUALLY PRESENT there. Holy shit. It’s the equivalent of believing the name of a city floats above it on gigantic letters like a map

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My grandmother-in-law was sick for Easter, so we’re doing a belated thing today, then taking her downtown to see the WWI memorial. Beautiful day here in #DC #WashingtonDC

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Bumpy’s not mad. Just disappointed. #Caturday

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah I could nap

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Installing Pro Tools on the new machine… it’s actually been since 2020 I think since I did a fresh install. Also looking at Luna tho, since my audio interface is an Apollo. I might play around with that a bit and see what it sounds like/how the plugins perform #daw #ProTools #Luna #UAD #Apollo

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

It’s a rainy day here, but everything is amazingly green so I’ll take it. Hope everyone is doing well!

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As I watch Top Chef this evening, I’m reminded that it was a Good Stuff Eatery burger that revealed I had alpha gal syndrome. Thanks(ish) to Spike Mendelsohn for the reveal

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Can anyone tell me what the difference is in these bookends? I believe they’re bronze? The left one is shiny, while the right has a nice patina. Is there any way to get them to look similar? They’ve been like this since I got them years ago. I wonder if someone cleaned and polished the left?

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Bon Iver’s For Emma, Forever Ago came out 18 years ago 😳

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Redoing the herb and garlic beds today. The goats had a great time #gardening #goats #spring #garden

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I finally picked up some new studio headphones. The earpads are like soft velour so they’re already extra cushiony with Bumpy fur 😑

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The push-me-pull-me is sleepy #CatsOfBluesky #DogsOfBluesky #PushMePullMesOfBluesky

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Fascinating piece on the disastrous intersection of literature and tech.

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Sure Twitter and Facebook are toxic but I’m continually amazed by the total weirdos in my neighborhood on Nextdoor

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

We’re headed out to an indigenous plant seedling giveaway. Gonna give back to the local dirt then grab lunch somewhere

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I have a mystery knee injury that woke me up in the middle of the night. I fell back asleep and dreamed I remembered what had caused it and when I woke up again I was really happy that I remembered, but then realized. Mystery remains 🙃

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The #AmQuerying version of being left on read

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When my wife and I got married we didn’t even discuss her taking my name. It seemed like such an odd thing to do and we didn’t really devote any time at all to it. Now the majority of people who did take their spouse’s name may be targeted by voter suppression laws. Why is this still a thing?

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

ABDUCTED cover reveal! Coming August 2025 from Dark Matter Ink My debut sci-fi/horror novel! Imagine if Gone Girl, X-Files, Fargo, The Manchurian Candidate, and the work of Moebius fell into a blender. It’s got all that & more surprises along the way. Preorder today!

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Sometimes wanting your government to fail is a sound strategy for making your country succeed. I don’t feel any guilt or trepidation in hoping that the policies of the Musk/Trump administration fail spectacularly on every front.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This is unbelievably troubling.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve come circle to “but her emails.” And Hunter Biden’s laptop. Trump’s approval rating is still high. The absurdity of this shit just goes on and on.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Closing rural post offices will do the same thing that closing rural schools has done: Empty out rural towns. Why? To sell off farmland for rock bottom prices to the oligarchs. Water and mineral rights and CAFOs polluting with impunity. It’s been the plan for decades.

submitted 37 days ago • 738 comments

Can I just say how good it feels to naturally hit that post character limit

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One of the most dangerous things about MAGA and conservatives is their black-and-white perspectives and solutions. Gutting the US government will have disastrous effects at home and abroad. Good article regardless of your feelings about @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/03/22/u...

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Anyone out there have chickens but also bird feeders/baths? Any concerns about bird flu transmission? #chickens #BirdFlu #gardening #farm

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

My wife bought a crow call to attract more crows to our yard. I’m excited to see how this goes

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