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JD Vance: Don't be ashamed for being a young man who wants to have a beer with his friends and tell jokes and talk about tires and punch trees and have sack races and hammer throwing contests and hey, would any of you guys like to hang out after this? No? Yeah, I'm super busy, too.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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The myth of American exceptionalism has done a real number on the country. There's a big segment of the American public whose identity is built on the notion of an inherent specialness and infallibility. No wonder the suggestion that our country could be deeply flawed is seen an existential threat.

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I honestly don't know what everybody's so gloomy about. Speaking for myself, the future has never looked brighter. -Polio

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Ecstatic to report that, after some long overdue fence-mending, that I will finally be rejoining my bandmates in Duran Duran as their theremin player. Some of you children of the 80s may remember me by my stage name, Alfie Taylor.

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Types of Cobbler in Order of Deliciousness 1) blueberry 2) peach 3) apple 4) blackberry 5) person who repairs shoes 6)rhubarb

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INXS was a terrific band, but I still don't understand why there was like a dozen of them.

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Now is not the time, when the blindfolded wrecking crew of oligarchy is demolishing the institutions of American democracy, to be diverted from the path of timidity, caution, and general wussiness. Stay the course of impotence!

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You know who else "moves fast and breaks things"? A troop of angry, marauding monkeys rampaging through your home.

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Pain is weakness leaving the body to make room to make room for even more weakness.

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Yes think about how judges are supposed to decide if things the president does are constitutional, and why the richest man in the world who just bought the election might not be into that.

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Sorry, I thought the screaming was just inside my head.

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To the age-old moral question of what we owe to each other as part of a civilization, MAGA has answered with a resounding "jackshit."

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