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The White House physician pronounced Trump in "excellent health" and attributed the President's condition to a sort of human pickling process caused by a combination of toxic narcissism, insatiable resentment, and there being no justice in a fundamentally cruel and indifferent universe.

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I imagine RFK Jr.'s brain gives off an odor like a bad tooth.

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The Siberian flying squirrel just wants to watch the world burn.

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My go-to karaoke song is whimpering softly while curled on the floor in a fetal position. I mean, really any song could be playing, so, I guess Wonderwall?

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You know who history's greatest monster is? That guy I accidentally included on my top secret group text. What a piece of shit!

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There's no ointment for a broken heart, Amazon. Stand by for a class action lawsuit.

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When you're born loving the Bible and the Constitution, you don't have to bother reading that shit. You just channel the freedom vibes.

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sump /səmp/ noun 1. a containment pit for waste water or sewage, as in a cesspool 2. a simp for Trump

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If only it were possible for a person to be crushed to death by an avalanche of their own deranged tweets, like a hoarder beneath a mountain of old newspapers.

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Hey, if we put all those recalled Cybertrucks in public schools, maybe the GOP would care about school shootings?

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"Environmental embrittlement" is also the technical term for Musk's reaction to any form of criticism.

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My theory is that most people, to some degree, spend the rest of their lives "recovering" from their childhoods. Not to say they experienced deep trauma, abuse, or terrible parenting. Just that kids are so vulnerable and impressionable that sometimes even relatively minor stuff feels huge.

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I always felt an unearned kinship with Canadians because, despite my copious swearing (I am from NJ, after all), I am regarded as overly polite by many Americans. Also, SCTV and The Kids in the Hall.

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It's that time of year when Canada geese start nesting on traffic islands, airport runways, the precipices of hellmouths, and all the other totally safe neighborhoods to raise a gaggle of helpless goslings.

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Pitch: A version of Carpool Karaoke with participants that can neither sing nor drive.

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When is this "silver fox" stage of life supposed to happen? Because I've been stuck in the "dishwater possum" phase for a while now.

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Vance is odious little ass-weasel and probably daring protesters to make a scene so he could turn it into a story. But when people on Bluesky say it's a completely fabricated encounter, I'm like, "It's not hard to do 3 fucking seconds of research." www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-con...

The White House physician pronounced Trump in "excellent health" and attributed the President's condition to a sort of human pickling process caused by a combination of toxic narcissism, insatiable resentment, and there being no justice in a fundamentally cruel and indifferent universe.

I imagine RFK Jr.'s brain gives off an odor like a bad tooth.

The Siberian flying squirrel just wants to watch the world burn.

My go-to karaoke song is whimpering softly while curled on the floor in a fetal position. I mean, really any song could be playing, so, I guess Wonderwall?

You know who history's greatest monster is? That guy I accidentally included on my top secret group text. What a piece of shit!

There's no ointment for a broken heart, Amazon. Stand by for a class action lawsuit.

When you're born loving the Bible and the Constitution, you don't have to bother reading that shit. You just channel the freedom vibes.

sump /səmp/ noun 1. a containment pit for waste water or sewage, as in a cesspool 2. a simp for Trump

If only it were possible for a person to be crushed to death by an avalanche of their own deranged tweets, like a hoarder beneath a mountain of old newspapers.

Hey, if we put all those recalled Cybertrucks in public schools, maybe the GOP would care about school shootings?

"Environmental embrittlement" is also the technical term for Musk's reaction to any form of criticism.

My theory is that most people, to some degree, spend the rest of their lives "recovering" from their childhoods. Not to say they experienced deep trauma, abuse, or terrible parenting. Just that kids are so vulnerable and impressionable that sometimes even relatively minor stuff feels huge.

I always felt an unearned kinship with Canadians because, despite my copious swearing (I am from NJ, after all), I am regarded as overly polite by many Americans. Also, SCTV and The Kids in the Hall.

It's that time of year when Canada geese start nesting on traffic islands, airport runways, the precipices of hellmouths, and all the other totally safe neighborhoods to raise a gaggle of helpless goslings.

Pitch: A version of Carpool Karaoke with participants that can neither sing nor drive.

When is this "silver fox" stage of life supposed to happen? Because I've been stuck in the "dishwater possum" phase for a while now.

Vance is odious little ass-weasel and probably daring protesters to make a scene so he could turn it into a story. But when people on Bluesky say it's a completely fabricated encounter, I'm like, "It's not hard to do 3 fucking seconds of research." www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-con...

There's no ground to be ceded on this subject.

OH GEE DO YOU THINK SO I HADN'T NOTICED www.nytimes.com/2025/03/08/o...