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Liz Truss is heading to the White House with a chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

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Musk calls for Trump to be impeached Who saw that coming..

submitted 11 hours ago • 35 comments

Good news, turns out "Big Beautiful Bill" is actually just a guy the President has been imagining

submitted 3 days ago • 93 comments

Its a shame that hitting someone over the head with a shovel so it goes clang is dangerous, because I don't want to hurt anyone but I do want to hit someone over the head with a shovel so it goes clang

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Forget all the annoying stuff in the world for a few seconds and enjoy the natural beauty of Brazil’s Seven-coloured Tanager (Tangara fastuosa) Photo: Luiz Cavalcanti Damasceno

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Norm!

submitted 16 days ago • 26 comments

Of course not. My mother taught me the key rules of knife fighting and my father taught me how to change the spark plugs on a Ford Cortina. I learnt about sex the usual way. From a beautiful contessa one idyllic summer as I crossed the Alps in search of Hannibal’s lost treasure.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Nobody is talking about the elephant in the room. In fact nobody is talking at all. It’s just me and this elephant here. Uh oh. I think I might have accidentally bought an elephant again last night.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

I've not seen today's Doctor Who Eurovision special yet, but I assume this happens. #doctorwho #eurovision

submitted 19 days ago • 14 comments

(Left to right) Dessert fork, salad fork, seafood trident, pneumatic drill, casserole nunchucks

submitted 21 days ago • 9 comments

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

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Good morning 🙂 Next on 'Blossom & bluebells' week is a Dorset bluebell woodland as a spring sun rises through the trees... #Bluebells

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The world needs more of this and less of most other things

submitted 24 days ago • 392 comments

Context (noun) - Any written message sent by the current President of the United States of America

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

submitted 24 days ago • 162 comments

All I want is a castle on the Irish coast, a lantern-filled library full of centuries-old novels, a raven to deliver and retrieve my post, an eccentric butler with a mysterious backstory, and an endless supply of various emotional support pastries.