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In addition to a license to kill, James Bond had a fishing permit and had written permission to breed ferrets.

submitted 9 hours ago • 7 comments

I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested

submitted 20 hours ago • 30 comments

It's always bothered me how you can't lie flat on your front without getting an achy neck. Beds need a little face hole in them like a massage table. In the hole could be a bowl of worms to help lull you to sleep.

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

The newly appointed Kremlin spokesman remining us rhat Zelensky started the war by invading Russia… What a piece of shit Trump is

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"When there is foreign involvement in critical infrastructure we need to have a high level of scrutiny" James Murray #r4today #BritishSteel So why do we have water owned by Malaysian billionaire? Royal Mail owned by Czech billionaire? Healthcare by US? Energy by France? 💧📮🏥💡

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Great to see a strategically important industry saved by this government. Now do all of rail, mail, water and energy! “Our nationalisation phobia has handed state assets over to foreign governments to make handsome profits that should have been ours.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The Chinese must be bricking it knowing they're up against a man who paid $420,000 to Michael Cohen to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 so that no one ever found out he had sex with Stormy Daniels, sex described in detail both in her autobiography and a hush money court case where he was found guilty.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 297 comments

Donald Trump. The instincts of Montgomery Burns, the intellect of Homer Simpson.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Much more than steel, which isn't a natural monopoly.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

me: I just dropped some acid her: YOU DID WHAT me: don’t go in the garage her: oh haha me: it’s full of neon baby pandas, and they only speak German

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

My cat wants to spend her scratchcard winnings on either a tiara or a landmine. Honestly I don't approve of either but it's not my money to spend

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone knows standard wombats have cube-shaped stools. Did you know our "D&D wombats" have specialized sphincters that let them poop 20-sided icosahedrons?

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Someone on Reddit spent £75 buying 26 things in alphabetical order, then framed the receipt. www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Why did they call it ocular lubricant and not ‘moistyoureyeser’?

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments