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I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun Washington, DC
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I can’t imagine bring more seated

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happy next to normal day, lil superboys/invisible gurls

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

deep dish pope-za - that’s all I got

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If I send you this know something that absolutely should not have happened just happened #survivor48

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Mother would’ve put them all in their place for picking Eva yet again #Survivor

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

#Survivor #Survivor48

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

clock twink, you will always be famous

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

ok yes everyone it’s fine to see that Orville Peck photo on your close friends story but if i’m being honest i’d prefer to see your recreation of that Orville Peck photo on your close friends story

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I often think about the tweet that said “babe are you ok? you’ve only yeah x9 today”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

He saw too much

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

the energy I bring to bluesky x

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

any gay bars streaming the pbs great performances next to normal next weekend?

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this photo of Mary Zheng photoshopped into the “Oh Mary!”Playbill plz

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Mary Zheng will not be the eleventh person voted off of #Survivor

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

people entertaining themselves at cracker barrel:

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

we did little shop together in 2001 and this is us now

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

I only threw this (wild) party 4 u

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

they should make a vibe that shifts to good

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

shout out to that one stellar nude out of the dozens you took that you know will become one of go-to’s

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

the party4u edits on TikTok are really doing it for me

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Mary Zheng will not be the tenth person voted off of #Survivor

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

me waking up this morning

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

happy easter

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Mary Zheng will not be the ninth person voted off of #Survivor

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

getting this printed and hung in my living room

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

I love zooming in. Big fan of zooming 🔎

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

it’s moving day

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Cedrek and Sai alone at ponderosa is hilarious #survivor #survivor48

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

Mary Zheng will not be the seventh person voted off of #Survivor

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

He is literally having the worst day

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

if anyone ANYONE is curious about watching The Leftovers now because of Carrie Coon’s final monologue in The White Lotus I will gladly join you on that journey

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

oh honey, you’re worried about the bear market??? Honey they are allll at the DC Kylie concert.

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

I will, in fact, be leaving my apt this evening to attend the quarterly queer summit* *Kylie concert

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

The gays should make a White Lotus type show about all the different Eagles.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

If I send you this, it means that time with you is what made life worth living

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I would watch 35 seasons of Laurie going to a different White Lotus each year

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment