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I been working at the DQ for eight months? Seven? I dunno, something like that, it’s fun Washington, DC
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ok but sometimes I do be feeling god in this Chili’s tonight

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seeing meg stalter 2nite

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mary #Survivor48

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help me, I’m a 40-year old gay man who has no clue where to buy jeans anymore!

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this is the three girlfriends on #whitelotus

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we got the “wooo wooos” 🫡

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3d dc ward maps, made by me for fun

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white lotus hinting at brother incest, while severance hinting at a gay septuagenarian threesome - I feel ALIVE

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oh my god this week’s episode

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Miles Teller is our most Aaron Taylor-Johnson of Glen Powells

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Me, after seeing those world pride pass prices

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obsessed with the idea of scolding people because they didn’t get horny at the mass shooting scene

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ok but now post your most saddy pic

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it’s spectacular how everything wrong in my life is because of 14 billionaires.

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Mike White was doing his research on nifty dot org for this season

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I want to remind everyone that we all felt unsure as season 2 started. I have faith in Mike White.

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cannot wait for Carrie Coon to give a ruthless and devastating monologue mid-season that leaves my jaw on the floor

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gay incest on white lotus we’re so back

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new white lotus theme: starts me: no!! flop!!!

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my earnest posts are rare, but things have been rough lately and I’m maybe putting too much hope into this new season of the white lotus being able to turn it all around

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I just think that Me Against the Music ft. Madonna (2003)

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ju-ry du-ty clap clap clapclapclap

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prophetic f*ggotry

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me, watching all of you post pics of starting to go grey

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I love when you’re sick and you convince yourself you’ll never feel normal again. Such a fun lil symptom.

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when a gay guy adds you to their close friends story it’s the same as kissing with tongue

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

we must launch an investigation into the rise of uber/lyft drivers playing Christian rock/worship music.

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every time i get sent an instagram reel it feels like homework

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

if you’re gonna grind it, make sure we can find it

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God I have such a good joke about Presence but it relies on a spoiler so remind me to post it in a month

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SNUBBED academy award nominees for best boners:

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The Pitt deserves that Sunday night slot, Ms HBO

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maybe I’m brainless? maybe I’m. WISE!?

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Timmy-coded characters

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It would be super helpful to have OOO messages for texts

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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I just still think that Cozy into Alien Superstar into Cuff It into Energy into Break My Soul

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