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timoffee.bsky.social
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PSA: Do with it what you will.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: help is there a doctor on board DOCTOR: *rushing forward* yes i’m a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: please hurry this man is choking on an apple DOCTOR: *backing away* oh shit oh fuck

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments