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Now Bondi is trying to convict Garcia before any trial. Which is, I guess, a step forward from kidnapping and throwing him in a foreign jail.

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Trump has reinstated a travel plan on twelve (black and brown) countries. In other words, summer re-run season has started.

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Trump could turn out to be an even worse purchase than Twitter was.

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New Substack: Suspend your belief in disbelief. mosesmiller.substack.com/p/the-magic-...

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Will we be able to talk on phones in the future or will they phase that feature out?

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"In the beginning was the Word. Then after seven days of writing, yea, He realized He had no plot and put away the manuscript to take up later." --The Book of Roger, ch.6, v.1-2

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I've been pretty good at keeping up with the whirlwind of ever-changing tech (okay, I got a cell phone about 20 years late), but when it comes to AI and writing, I'm with John Henry. I'll die with a hammer in my hand, Lord, Lord, I'll die with a hammer in my hand.

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This is residents in San Diego telling Ice-Gestapo agents to get TF out of their neighborhood. More of this please. 💙👊

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I think it's interesting that Joni Ernst brought up the Tooth Fairy and Jesus Christ in the same comment.

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Money may not buy happiness but it sure puts a nice down payment on it.

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If it's not muffled, it's not a chortle.

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You've heard the universe is a sphere. I tell you it's a box with an infinite number of corners, and every corner a paradox.

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I realize that Trump Always Chickens Out--but do we really want to take the name of taco in vain?

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New Substack post: A nation mourns a legendary iconic famous star. open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...

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Huh. Here's something new in today's forecast: "Cloudy with a chance of falling space debris." I remember when the worst thing you had to look out for was meatballs.

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"The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live." -– Joseph Heller, Catch-22

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This is why he's The Boss. And why Trump fears him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHW...

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All songwriters owe a debt of gratitude to the unknown composer who first plucked "la" from obscurity and had the courage to repeat it as many times as necessary until he could think of some more words.

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I got a call this morning offering me a free sky palace--IF I took out a year's subscription to Qatar Today. There's always a catch.

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There’s one thing you can say for Trump. He won’t stand for small bribes.

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New substack post: the internet is empty. mosesmiller.substack.com/p/the-loneli...

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New substack post: the internet is empty. mosesmiller.substack.com/p/the-loneli...

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You notice the first Congressperson Trump chose to go after is a black woman. Accident? You're kidding, right?

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Tomorrow is Eliza Doolittle Day! Have you read the story of Eliza's adventure with Sherlock Holmes? Pick it up now. www.amazon.com/Strange-Case...

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Talk about a fortune!

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Breaking news: Trump has ordered an immediate 10% tariff on all planets in the solar system, with a 35% tariff on Mars and Venus. Venus could not be reached for comment, but Mars has promised to respond in kind.

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I just saw news footage of an attempted kidnapping in Paris. Three masked men trying to drag a woman into a van. Who knew ICE had a branch in France?

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Get a grip! It’s not like Trump is asking for 30 flying palaces for Christmas. Just one. Or two. Maybe five.

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Twelve missing masterpieces? That should keep Sherlock Holmes busy, even with the assistance of Ivan Lermolieff--while also investigating the death of an obscure Dutch painter named van Gogh. www.amazon.com/Strange-Case...

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New Substack post. Not a bar mitzvah, but definitely a rite of passage. open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...

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Once Trump returns from the Middle East, he will take Qatar Force One from the Tesla House to Saudi-a-Lago for an important meeting with his money.

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Here's my Google Translate from Trumpspeak: "I would never be one to turn down a huge bribe."

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In other news, Kentucky Derby winner Sovereignty has turned down an invitation to visit the White House. "I may be a horse," the thoroughbred colt told reporters, "but I'm not a horse's ass. Besides, there may be relatives of mine in some of those hamberders."

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Now it can be told: Anti-Pope Krasnov I urged his supporters to put a stop to the cardinals before it was too late. Fortunately most of them wound up at Busch Stadium.

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The Trump administration has announced that it is in negotiations to deport immigrants to Devil's Island, the Bastille, the Gulag Archipelago and the Black Hole of Calcutta.

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New Substack post: Gen Z and the search for authenticity. mosesmiller.substack.com/p/hey-you-ge...

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There you go, NBC. Try making a hundred cardinals lining up to recite an oath in Latin into riveting tv. You gave the rest of the world off today, didn't you?

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New blog post: Using wicked witches to absorb the brunt of landing is highly recommended (and other tips.) (Humor) timothymillernovels.blogspot.com/2025/03/laws...

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May the fifth be with you.

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As long as we're re-naming things...

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This weekend Trump has named Marco Rubio to the posts of Surgeon General, White House Chef, and Royal Golf Caddy.

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What's on your nightstand?

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I now have 20 subscribers on Substack. Is it too early to start promoting my line of skincare products?

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