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timonic.bsky.social
Cybernetic doll, friend to witches, servant to princesses.
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Hope he lives up to his family name

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I generally hope the entire UK political establishment gets what they deserve

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

American TV and movies has such reverence for the president and in the face of *gestures vaguely* I wonder if that will change.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

ENCRYPTED PACKAGE INTERCEPTED... RETRANSMITTING... BEGINNING DECRYPTION... ESTIMATED TIME TO DECRYPTION: 7 DAYS... MONITOR THIS CHANNEL FOR FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS...

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

whenever my estrogen is high : im a cute big ol doggie wruff awroofff u^.^u whenever my testosterone is high : im turning into a horrifying beast, im a terrifying werewolf, there is nothing sexy or hot about it, i am watching my body twist itself into an unspeakable horror, i should be put down,

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The Matrix Resurrections could have just been called “No, Seriously, It’s Not Too Late, There Is Still Time”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This one wants a cute bag or purse 👜 but it doesn’t think it would be comfortable using it unfortunately.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Do I make a cute spring bunny 🐰

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Hypnotizing someone is about teaching them how to experience trance, and you can't teach that all in one go. Even experienced subjects benefit from approaching hypnosis as a learning experience. You can, will, and should be surprised by trance in 5 or 10 years.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

singing this to the tune of broken social scene's "anthems for a seventeen year old girl"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Something to consider: Is there a major newspaper in Canada that is not owned by rich Conservatives or American investment firms? Have any of these newspapers, outside of the Toronto Star, endorsed a party other than the Conservatives in the past ten years? I can't recall one.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I don't really have any particular interest in Fate/ but every time I see a drawing of Saber I feel overwhelmed by a feeling like I should write out a handwritten card addressed to the relevant parties saying "your wife is very beautiful and you're very lucky to have her in your life"

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

marceline adventure time

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

The next step for Trump is to send a US citizen convicted of something like child murder and rape to CECOT in El Salvador. It'll set the precedent to send citizens there while neutralizing outrage over it because of the heinous nature of their crimes. Then it'll any felony and then protestors.

submitted 2 days ago • 103 comments

Disney plus really needs to figure out how to market its shows to me better because twice now I’ve started a show after passing it up multiple times due to the thumbnail and log lines feeling terribly generic but turned out to be interesting

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

decapitate all chiropractors

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

we have officially found the situation that is serious and cruel enough I think doing a backronym is gross.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Still, legal analysts have raised questions about the legality of sending US citizens to prisons abroad." what are we doing here. it is illegal. there is literally zero question that it is illegal. what is this 'raised questions' stuff.

submitted 2 days ago • 58 comments

when they tell u "sorry we're not hiring rn" and two weeks later the bitch at the counter hits u with the "sorry, im new here"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"gender equality in space tourism" is not something anyone has asked for, ever, at any time

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

ICE has kidnapped Mohsen Mahdawi, another palestinian student from columbia and a valid green card holder, to send to a concentration camp.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i DIDNT piss the bed okay i dont even sleep in my bed i was literally just drinking some water while SITTING on my bed and i ACCIDENTALLY spilled it . if NOT PISSING the bed is a CRIME , well then LOCK ME UP

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

combat* doll** *the endless struggle to exist in a world that is fundamentally and existentially hostile **awawa

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