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Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

When all of this started they joked about how Elon and Vivek were going to be the Bobs from Office Space, but it’s actually lazier and dumber than that even with Vivek getting written out immediately

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Skeeters say the strangest things

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

May everyone get a little time on the computer today 🙏🏻

(Texting the mother of my child who just gave birth) All well?

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

it is shocking the extent to which they openly sneer at morality

"Was [he promoted] because of his skin color? Or his skill? We’ll never know, but always doubt" is such a wild thing to write, like you are literally just saying "I am a racist"

Military sources being shaken is one of the traditional key indicators that you are entering the Cool Zone

Exclusive: Your Parents’ Worst Fight coming to AMC

Commenting "imagine if the roles were reversed" on a video of a woman skydiving

They're shedding their skin. It's normal. The truck under there is way stronger anwyay

It’s even funnier in retrospect that Matt Gaetz alone got pushed out. They simply did not care for the man

bro you forget yourself

when the boys on the timeline are arguing about IQ

Senate Democrats watching an unelected billionaire dismantle the government:

#teslatakedown I made some protest art.

Egg: Line goes up Stonk: Line goes down This says a lot about are society