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Musician, writer, journalist, sports fan, professional hater (stream DON'T SAVE ME by HEARTPUNCH wherever you listen to music) Lefty in every sense of the word
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my favorite thing about the Luka trade is the footage of other NBA players finding out mid-game about it happening

wtf do you mean Luka has been traded to the Lakers😭😭

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

@benstiller.redhour.com first two episodes of Severance S2 are incredible, can't wait to see where this goes

Knicks saw Sydney Sweeney courtside and said "alright let me lock in real quick"

I'd say I can't believe elon musk did the salute but then again I've never found anything less hard to believe in my life

Every time I see someone use AI images to dunk on Trump or Elon

I saw someone point this out, but Elon Musk is just a Batman villain lmao. literally lame Lex Luthor with only slightly more hair and way less charisma and intellect. if Batman existed in our world Elon's ass would be suplexed into a jail sell in about .2 seconds

does anyone else always find it weird seeing an official figure of some sort using a green screen? like okay this Kurtis Conner skit is kinda weird when do we get back to the video

I really love periodically reminding myself of just how incredible a songwriter Bob Dylan is

serious question: do metal elitists actually know what pop music is? do they actually think you could play something like this to a regular pop fan and it wouldn't be out of place to them next to like Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande or something? youtu.be/ulalrTPVxh0?...

my buddy and I were in a pizza shop on Sunday, and a guy in his sixties ordering after us kept asking the employee what pizza he would enjoy for some reason, and she just kept telling him she has no way of knowing what he'll like. he genuinely got so mad at her after a while that he stormed out

it's actually 373, upon further inspection. and yet still, I know people who had way higher listening minutes than me on their Spotify Wrapped

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I'm incredibly mad at college right now because the monumental level of burnout it's caused me has also spread to listening to new music and that is genuinely devastating to me

just listen out everything I've listened to and it turned out to be 371 projects, which is quite horrifying to me, but also very impressive

okay can we maybe stop losing to the Hawks please?

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus just remember there are grown ass adults who believe the shit Donald Trump says

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

THAT IS MY BIG MAN RIGHT THERE

aaaaaand of course after all that we lost to Detroit

INCREDIBLY BASED PEDRO SÁNCHEZ??? RARE COLOSSAL PEDRO SÁNCHEZ W?

"She's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever" from Lover, You Should've Come Over by Jeff Buckley is still the single greatest lyric ever written by the way

I really wish I wasn't as swamped with work as I am because I have a lot to say about the insurance CEO being shot and everyone's reaction, and by the time I get the time it'll be extremely old news

It's still hard for me to believe that even one of the nearly 150 albums I've listened to from 2024 was an album by Minecraft YouTuber and tower joke sensation jschlatt, where he sings classic Christmas songs. It's even harder for me to believe that said album was unironically really good.

New Substack post! open.substack.com/pub/timstron...

Maybe pull the starters time

I love that the Knicks are winning games more consistently but we have to start resting some guys, we cannot sustain a post-season if we keep our starters playing 45 minutes in games like this one, a blowout against the no LaMelo Ball Charlotte Hornets

First post up on my new Substack! read it here: open.substack.com/pub/timstronghp/p/why-arent-we-helping

just spent all morning working on a paper, then the internet crashed for 30 seconds, and, when the page loaded up again, everything I did today was gone. I want to scream so loud that the walls around me collapse in on me and crush me beneath them

there are many things I'll never understand about the internet but the sheer amount of hate Rachel Zegler still gets is right up there among the most confusing to me

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

I heard there was a secret chord Made Drake so mad He went to court