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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

Elon Musk looks like a guy who got his face ripped off by a pet chimp and was the first person to get an experimental face transplant from the corpse of a Harkonnen

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

I love my AI powered laundry duo, when I do a wash cycle the AI recommendation to follow that with "Dry Cycle". Very helpful to me.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good

submitted 34 days ago • 24 comments

the problem with takeout/home cooking discourse is that people rarely acknowledge how time constraints factor into our dietary choices. If my chef forgets to fill the larder before the end of quail season it’s actually way cheaper for me to just order it in

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

Even if Adrian Dittman is some other guy - which he isn’t - what’s the best case scenario for Elon. Okay it’s some other guy. And you were playing a prank. And everyone heard this guy being the biggest fucking loser of all time and immediately assumed it was you. Well played, sir.

submitted 53 days ago • 14 comments

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

submitted 79 days ago • 27 comments

The Grinch killed himself today. So that’s good 👍

submitted 89 days ago • 12 comments

First go around at built in custom cabinetry to fill in a completely useless space above the wardrobe

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Windows going in

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All wrapped up

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

Softball is good

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

She tried to eat these

submitted 627 days ago • 0 comments

contractor’s tip: the hardware store gives you one of these FREE for every thousand dollars you spend 🤯🤯🤯

submitted 633 days ago • 0 comments

yes…..YES

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Rise n grine’

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