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Stop pooing and come out here like a man

Be the Patrick you wanna see in the world

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Wine friyay Hell yeah

Literally case and point

At work finding myself wondering why oh why is there a pube on the toilet seat

I'll remember this email my entire life.

It’s friyay, friyay Something some tbh ont friyay 🎵

Joining hockey to fix what’s wrong with the world

Girl same

No abusive language will not be tolerated

Penises and boobies and whatnot

Fit as a fiddle ready to diddle

The world is healing

Squishmelbussy

You can find everything on marketplace

Squishmelbussy

Some shit my mom made up to make me eat my vegetables

Every morning I fuck up my coffee cuz I’m trying to get away from ReBeki. That bitch ruins everything.

Is work really necessary

Murphy beds. Yay or nay

gm

Good morning pocket friends Bobby says meow

Bobby says good night

That’s what she said

Bobby is trying to biscuit me to sleep. She’s a conniving little pastry chef

i think my biggest fear would be something new and unexpected going into my ass

Hello bitches

When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

People who watch you eat a banana are fucking pervs Me:

Do you believe in ghosts and spirits and such?

Why am I so tired all the time now

Everything reminds me of him

Good morning pocket friends. Say good morning to my child

When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

My hair part is giving me a headache

Never let a good crisis go to waste

When I wake my husband from a nap he either growls at me or king fu fights me