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"A really punny guy. You should follow him." - Aristotle I also curate themed playlists @tincanland.com. Adele once asked if I kept a catalogue so she could have them allllllllllll #nanoinfluencer #BillW
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Same. But inna week.

How it feels to try on clothes as a tall gangly person

If you are the bystander who did CPR on Tuesday, May 20 at Bronson and Carling on a collapsed runner, they made it!! And they posted a thank you on Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/s/o... Someone please tell the paramedics involved too. @en.ottawa.ca @ottawaparamedic.bsky.social

Me too! Today it's minding my own business. Yesterday it was oversharing. Dr says it's likely rooted in childhood trauma. My parents split up when I was 7 and the next year my dog died. Do you have a dog?

We all knew you'd lost one of these items. What were the dice and toy cherry for? :)

You could try taking them out in turn and putting it back in to isolate the faulty one.

I'm reading this in British Columbia.

My new song, “Nothing and Forever” is now up on YouTube. It’s a dreamy, romantic, old-fashioned song about big love. I wrote it in London, and it was recorded on the Isle of Wight in a 16th Century abbey. The video was made in California. 💜 youtu.be/R2oGSXRjd4U?...

When she was young Nanci got a late-night call that her boyfriend had been killed in a motorcycle accident. youtu.be/b8kq29oEwe0?...

Say what? Not for me - I prefer my colonialist vacation experiences to be as authentic as possible.

Free a/c!

So AI. You're going to die doing AI.

Plus the vig

The future wears a goalie mask and a MAGA tshirt as it emerges from a raging boreal forest inferno wielding an axe dripping with blood. Kids are so easily spooked these days.

I hope each race has a happy ending

A once in a lifetime event.

Thanks for the heads up! What time do you start?

40th largest TV market in America now has MLB, NFL, NHL, and WNBA franchises. Oh there's been some rubing all right. Hall of Fame rubing.

Proceeds to the Shark Attack Widows Fund. (its 50 years since Jaws came out and I bet the same MAGA loser is still mayor.)

Google Translate: Name It Your Fucking Self Fort.

From the CBC morning digest. alt txt keeps those who can't see the photo fully informed. Please, please use alt txt folks. We need the laugh.

Next week's Saturday Night Live musical guests have been announced.

*hits reply all*

I feel like the world is shit. Hey, thanks. Good idea. I feel better now.

We'll need a safe word.

Who's got the hippest tabletop loom in town? SHAFT! Right on Who weaves the threads all the chicks dig? SHAFT! Right on

When they ask me what I'm wearing on the red carpet:

"Kirkland Signature”

cc Elon Musk

THEY ARE BACK! RUN! HIDE! Wait... let's read... oh no, it's even worse than the Vikings being back... much worse... Wait, let's wikipedia it and... what... I mean.... but... Now my head hurts. www.bbc.com/news/article... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draken_...

Bet you can't eat just one!

I like a saucy girl

#socialmedia

Woke up one morning and started to sneeze. Looked in the mirror at his pigeon chest and had to put on his clothes because it made him depressed. "Surely there must be a way for me to change the shape I'm in," he thought. "Dissatisfied is what I am. I want to be a better man." Script writes itself.

It is a refuse site, after all. (For those new to the English language, refuse has two separate but equally important pronunciations. This is their story. Dun Dun.)

Here, fellow sweaty Britons*, here is my act of love: instructions on how to use a fan to create negative pressure and clear your hot, hot house of hot, hot air when evening hits. (*this may not apply to other nationalities, your air may function differently)

Pretty sure they were actual masons too because in concert you could see all the secret signals and stuff they did behind Lionel's back.