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well well well, what do we have here

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Ah…two hours in the house all by myself, time to lie in bed, play switch and fall asleep 15 minutes in

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The world is crumbling thanks to a bunch of dipshits who think that tanning your balls is a necessity

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James Bond, hurtling toward earth: “Alexa, deploy my emergency parachute.” Alexa: “now playing emergency by paramore”

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Mans who unbuckle and unbutton when going peepee: why? Do you not buy underwear with a peepee hole? And I don’t buy any big d nonsense. You’re full of shit (and peepee)

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Yeah I played college ball. Oh wait, I didn’t. Sorry

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Remember that episode of quantum leap where scott bakula warped into a chimp and they said chimps can’t swim because of their bone structure or something then scott bakula fell into the water as a chimp and swam? Remember?

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I love backpacking with my kid

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lately I think about mussolini hanging upside down, and I also think about the medals and shit my grandfather took off of dead nazis in europe.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

How dare you besmirch the vocal stylings of Quorthon

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My kids complain about commercials playing between shows on all the streaming services I rise from my easy chair with a start, spilling my sherry all over the dog WELCOME TO MY YOUTH! I bark before slumping back into my stupor

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Don’t fuck with the congestion pricing, I like my shorter commute!

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