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tinkertoast.bsky.social

Writer. Mower of grass. Chelsea FC & England. FPL 4 Lyfe! -- My mood depends on 11 men kicking a ball around. University of Maine, Orono - Class of '14

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FPL Towers coming to my house and slapping me across the face would be better than the "Ass Chip".

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone ever wait in a public space and eavesdrop on someone else's phone call, and when their phone call ends, you think to youself, "wow, what a useless fucking conversation".

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Not the day, but a good day nonetheless. #Chelsea #ChelseaForever

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Went early on my two transfers. Aït > TAA and Cunha > Jiménez.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Assistant Manager chip

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Mystery Chip 24/25: "Physician Chip": Choose a club and get a point for every time the medical team runs onto the pitch. #FPL

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The "Mystery" Chip has to be the biggest blunder in FPL history. Like... wtf did I just read?

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

What every goalkeeper turns into when I own them in FPL. #FPL

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Christ. I can count on one hand the number of people I would bow down to in the world, and Meryl Streep is one of them. #Silkwood

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

"A Christmas Carol" works reversed, as well. A jovial old man becomes haunted by spirits that show him his death, the death of a young, crippled child, people making fun of him, and his youth that he'll never experience again, so he becomes angry and cold. #AChristmasCarol #Christmas #Scrooge

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

What's everyone's "Wrapped" look like?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

My one gripe with BlueSky is that the algorithms don't seem to differentiate between Football and that other American garbage. Seeing a lot of NFL stuff and it's starting to piss me off. #Football

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

My friend's negative variance is getting out of hand. #FPL #FPLOptimized

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Manchester City capitulating harder than the Third Reich. #Liverpool #City

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

This is precisely why BlueSky is way more attractive. #FPL #x @az.fplblackbox.co.uk

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

There's almost a 0% chance I do this, but Forster opens up just enough funds for me to have Haaland, Palmer, Salah, AND Saka.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone still trusts me for Brighton advice (and I won't blame you if you don't) then here's my latest piece for Sportscasting on the sensational Seagulls. Completely free to read | www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...

FPL Towers coming to my house and slapping me across the face would be better than the "Ass Chip".

Anyone ever wait in a public space and eavesdrop on someone else's phone call, and when their phone call ends, you think to youself, "wow, what a useless fucking conversation".

Not the day, but a good day nonetheless. #Chelsea #ChelseaForever

Went early on my two transfers. Aït > TAA and Cunha > Jiménez.

😂😂

Assistant Manager chip

Mystery Chip 24/25: "Physician Chip": Choose a club and get a point for every time the medical team runs onto the pitch. #FPL

The "Mystery" Chip has to be the biggest blunder in FPL history. Like... wtf did I just read?

What every goalkeeper turns into when I own them in FPL. #FPL

Jesus Christ. I can count on one hand the number of people I would bow down to in the world, and Meryl Streep is one of them. #Silkwood

"A Christmas Carol" works reversed, as well. A jovial old man becomes haunted by spirits that show him his death, the death of a young, crippled child, people making fun of him, and his youth that he'll never experience again, so he becomes angry and cold. #AChristmasCarol #Christmas #Scrooge

What's everyone's "Wrapped" look like?

My one gripe with BlueSky is that the algorithms don't seem to differentiate between Football and that other American garbage. Seeing a lot of NFL stuff and it's starting to piss me off. #Football

My friend's negative variance is getting out of hand. #FPL #FPLOptimized

Manchester City capitulating harder than the Third Reich. #Liverpool #City

This is precisely why BlueSky is way more attractive. #FPL #x @az.fplblackbox.co.uk

There's almost a 0% chance I do this, but Forster opens up just enough funds for me to have Haaland, Palmer, Salah, AND Saka.

If anyone still trusts me for Brighton advice (and I won't blame you if you don't) then here's my latest piece for Sportscasting on the sensational Seagulls. Completely free to read | www.sportscasting.com/uk/news/az-f...

Ideally, I need Digne to not play so Retegui (13 points) comes on for Lookman.

C'mon, Isak!!! Need a big haul tonight. I have faith.

Every. Single. Week. Sánchez is a problem.