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5 pm on Saturday time to smoke some weed and watch TV with my mouth open

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

there's a post on reddit asking for games where you can kill nazis and i looked for the most downvoted post expecting it to be a maga guy but it was someone who replied "red dead 2"

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Just imagine if someone was forced by the powers that be to be officially labeled in a way they didn't consent to and don't think is accurate or reflects who they are!

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

saw some people complaining about the jesse singal follower labeler which motivated me to finally subscribe to it bsky.app/profile/did:...

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

actually just don't do this. it helps nobody. while i don't think it's likely they're going to hunt down anyone who sent a you suck email, i also didn't think it was likely elon musk would be in charge of burning down the government, so you know. just don't. no reason

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

hey just a thought but you probably shouldn't email the nascent fascist government some cute joke about how they suck from your personal email address. not really any upside and unlimited downside

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

looking forward to paying $70 for the Dune survival game and playing it for 2 months and then getting frustrated that 16 year olds with unlimited free time keep killing me and quitting

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

one of the worst feelings is probably walking around the set of the orgy porno you're filming and realizing you have the worst dick

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

submitted 1 day ago • 398 comments

when people are talking about "their bulge" they mean the bulge in the side of their penis right

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

i have invented a system that will allow you to send an email to your own ass

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Let's see Paul Allen's status line.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Shooting myself out of a cannon into bed

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

toilet 2

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

remember when louis ck jacked off at those ladies or whatever. what the hell was that

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

think i might start believing in "orbs"

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

looking over my shoulder to my family’s expectant grins as I approach the Covenant Altar to decide if I’ll devote my life in service to either Brumbleton, God of the Harvest, or the Lady Succulana Hugeknockers

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

saying "I've got to go update my neovim config" the same way patrick bateman says he's got to return some video tapes

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

me and who

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

nice post from greg kh that basically ends any ambiguity about the future of rust in the linux kernel: lore.kernel.org/rust-for-lin... big lol at the randomly generated url for this important post

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i love when a stranger says something extremely rude to me and i tell them to fuck off and they're shocked by it

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

i will never forgive bernie for handing over my phone number. i just got a text from the democratic party of wisconsin. fuck off!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

product idea: bed bong. bong you can use in bed

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

concept: inverted "Pros vs Joes" where famous athletes have to go to work at home depot or drive a delivery van

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

i got two orders of szechuan pepper dandan noodles from "dough zone" and i have to restrain myself because im pretty sure i could eat these until it became a physical problem fitting more inside me

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

i need to see a big ass soon

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

having a bad pube day

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 452 comments

it's more like horizon slurolds. please like and subscrie

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment