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Twitter refugee, lawyer, posts alternate between yelling and goofing. (He/Him)
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They’re turning the freaking crayfish brave!

I don’t think too much about taxes but when my bonus gets taxed and I actually see how much of my money is going to fund genocide it really pisses me off. Wouldn’t mind if it was going to healthcare, housing, feeding people, etc. But my country has a bomb addiction and it’s eating into my wallet.

Accelerationists have to be my least favorite flavor of leftist because like idk buddy in what world do we win “the revolution?” There’s no infrastructure, no leadership, no army, nothing. History is rife with leftists getting demolished by fascists. You are accelerating us to the same fate.

Didn’t think I could possibly love Tim Robinson even more but did you ever notice he’s cast more non white & even trans people in 3 seasons of I Think You Should Leave than Lorne Michaels has in 50 years of Saturday Night Live?

When I was a kid I thought Superman Returns was dumb because Lex’s entire evil plan is based around real estate development and I thought no supervillain would be that lame. But no that was actually pretty spot on.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t theonion.com/this-wa...

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

My favorite thing about DeepSeek is how it throws shitty practices back in OpenAI’s face. Like oh you think copyright shouldn’t apply to creative works used in training data? Well how about we use your unprotected AI outputs in our training data. Watching grifters get grifted is something special.

Chemistry teacher Walter White holds diversity programs responsible for the recent Wayfarer 515 plane crash over Albuquerque. paletteswap.site/dif...

Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ theonion.com/trump-t...

So RFK’s idea to solve the opioid crisis is literally to send addicted people to labor camps. I cannot understate how fucked we all are.

Your policy sounds nice but would it end all human suffering?

Watched this tonight. It's free and I cannot recommend it enough. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_G_...

This was 3 days ago! This is what the Biden administration wanted to happen. They wanted Trump to decide. He decided, and now they're whining that Trump didn't choose the widely unpopular position Democrats handcuffed themselves to for some reason. Give me a break.

Republicans and Trump are the masters of manufacturing a crisis, convincing the opposition that the crisis is “unsolvable”, then playing the hero by solving the crisis. And the thing is I’m more mad at Dems for being spineless gullible pieces of shit than I am at Republicans for being evil.

david lynch loves you

man

And now in middle of all this horseshit I have to cope with the death of David Lynch. Shit has been feeling DARK lately and Lynch’s passing makes it that much darker.

I think the modern workplace needs to adopt the ancient Athens ostracism policy. Annually all employees get to vote on whether or not the office asshole gets to keep their job.

Good god, this photo was made to be on the cover of a punk album.

Twitter is officially deactivated/deleted. Fuck that platform and fuck Elon Musk.

With GNX being in my heavy rotation I figured I’d listen to all of 2Pac’s work to understand his influence on Kendrick. I’ve always heard the conspiracies that his death was faked and I kinda get it cause this dude raps about being shot to death a LOT. The music is great tho, goes without saying.

Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

Trump re-elected. South Korean coup attempt. French parliament collapse. It's clear that democracy has failed. This is how we should decide which laws to pass

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

Fellas if you’re trying to have a little special time with your SO do NOT watch The Substance first. The idea of having a body disgusts me now, I’m gonna have to develop a thing for robots or something.

The nature of work is that you have like two or three important things to do, that will get you in serious trouble if they remain undone. You also have an army of the dumbest coworkers and managers pulling your attention away from your two or three things with pointless ideas that go nowhere.

Since the election the dogshit talking points have been piling up. My favorite is “Democrats need to only adopt positions a majority of Americans agree with, then enact their real agenda when elected” as if spineless pandering with no conviction behind it isn’t how we got exactly where we are.

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Monied liberal elite in a burning building be like... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT39...

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

“I Saw the TV Glow” did not have to do that to me. It did not have to go that hard. It lures you in with silly shit and then when you’re fully convinced there is nothing scary about this movie, it punches you in the fucking gut and leaves you terrified.

My boss has got to learn that ASAP is a phrase only to be used in dire circumstances and NOT for discussing how to respond to an internal email that is in no way urgent….