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tinycans.swifties.social
gayer than Christmas if we were/are mutuals on the other site please follow me and say hi ASAP!
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realizing bsky doesn't know about the wagon yet

here's a Jules Bluesky Exclusive, yr welcome

im a girl of my word

i want to like this place but everytime i come on here im reminded of why i dont

im glad this place exists but it gives off unshakeable Theater Kid Vibes

i will never enforce or respect a bathroom ban because i simply do not care about legality over morality. you can put w/e you want in your evil little law book and i'm still going to tell you to fuck off, accompany ALL my women friends to the bathroom and if you try to stop us i'll kick your ass

people on Bluesky complaining about Horny Bluesky is an example of why more people aren't on Bluesky

posted this one on the Other Site yesterday for tummy tuesday so its only fair i give it to you fine ppl too, please applaud

does bluesky know about this yet

me and all my idiot friends migrating to bluesky rn

There technically already are.

learning there’s no Swiftie Bluesky and you guys wonder why nobody uses this thing

Uhhh so I’m back here now again

following Elon's lead, I'm going to start charging you all to read my posts.

there are a few cool accounts on here which i had to mute because they post so often, and then repost those posts so often, that it completely overwhelmed my feed

Lmao Threads is clearly recruiting “influencers” to pump the product on IG

im thinking best case scenario is Twitter falls to the right wingers before collapsing into irrelevance, Threads is for normies, try-hard influencers and brands, and this place is where the good posters end up

how the hell have some ppl made more than 10k posts on here already, it's only existed for like two months

i turned off all the nudity and smut filters and yet the skeets im seeing remain suspiciously chaste

Should be easy. Just look for a transphobe account reposting old memes from like 2013

Lmao

Doing this but just gonna repost my butt a lot

Dilbert, but he fucks and says the n-word

lmao imagine wasting an invite on a terminally unfunny JK Rowling parody account

also a gentle reminder: i do not care if you RT my thirst traps, and in fact i encourage it.