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you just can't win these days. if you lose, then you're not winning. and if you win, people will say "i thought you said "you just can't win these days"?" impossible

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine getting ChatGPT to write your child's obituary, let alone doing it after they committed suicide by cop having fallen into a severe delusion facilitated by ChatGPT. You can't even write a fucking obituary for your child?

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

tired: the simpsons predicted everything wired: there's an always sunny quote for everything

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

See the thing is that the US Army is first and foremost American, and they get all whiny like a kid at bedtime if theyre asked to walk anywhere instead of drive

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Unclear why the proprietor of Killarney's 28th-best-rated restaurant on TripAdvisor (down from 14th) is being quoted in the press about loyalist rioting. Plenty of celebrity chefs in NI, including in Ballymena.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

if i was copilot on this I'd be real worried my dude would be looking at a skyscraper thinking 'fuck it at least I'll make the front page'

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

I love when Wikipedia has notes with the tone of "see me after class" to them

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just because we can’t all access the iPlayer - Shifty episode 1, by Adam Curtis: youtu.be/9qtIbWNMwKY?...

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Yep. The very second you decide it’s okay to take rights away from trans people, you’ve decided that taking rights away from anyone is an okay thing to do. A precedent will be set - either human beings deserve human rights or they don’t. Only naive dipshits think they can pick and choose.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

We were finally released late last night at airport. Police still have our phones. We are back in Cairo and meeting shortly to decide next steps. We're focused on Israel's genocide and starvation of Gaza. Thanks for your support. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸🇵🇸 #GlobalMarchToGaza

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

That’s nothing, NYC at its peak gave out 183,342 speed camera tickets a week. Cameras work though, drivers have slowed (slightly) and now it’s down to 81k a week.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

So you're saying Biden and Harris actually did have control over Bibi? You realize that proves they were *willing* participants in the genocide committed on their watch, right?

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

When Sabrina Carpenter’s teenage fans walk into their local Tower Records to buy her new CD I think they’ll be shocked by its raunchy cover art

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

Terrible as the world is, I'm glad to live in a world where the next host of the great Australian bake off has a podcast where he recently spent an alarmingly long time describing a non-euclidean penis he found on Reddit.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

*licking a big lollipop* why didn't the politicians admit to a mistake when they weren't forced to? Anyway time to write about how the government are going to finally solve the housing crisis this time.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

when my wife goes to put my cast iron pan in the dishwasher:

submitted 697 days ago • 11 comments

Look. I know it's bad to generalise. But I saw 7 cars parked in bus stops today and 6 of them were BMWs. They're not beating the charges.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

They have taken our passports and now want to put us on a bus to be deported. Please contact the Tánaiste and the Egyptian ambassador ASAP to intervene to get our passports back and let us continue our peaceful #marchtogaza [email protected] and [email protected]

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Bike lanes are more important on steep hills imo, when you are going to be traveling at a much slower speed than general traffic, you need all the protection you can get.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments