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One Weird Trick Aesop’s Personification Of Wind Doesn’t Want You To Know

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happy friday, everyone. rotating dagwood

submitted 1 day ago • 67 comments

figured this was gonna happen but still sucks. someone hire the pied piper to lead these goons off a high cliff

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“I will be too tired. I am going back to bed.” Toad went back into the house.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

GO BIRDS

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

this presidents’ day, make a variety of sounds, with CASIO

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me and the teen absolutely cackling over this

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

working on a soup

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad tripped over a rock. He bumped into a tree. He fell in a hole.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

oh, I wanna dance with some danny I wanna feel the heat with some danny oh, I wanna dance with some danny with some danny who gloves me

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

oh, I wanna dance with some danny I wanna feel the heat with some danny oh, I wanna dance with some danny with some danny who gloves me

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

uh oh looks like little willy stancil's sheen of smug respectability was actually just some slime he stole from a worm

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

@timheidecker.bsky.social & the Very Good Band couldn’t have knocked it further outta the park tonight in Durham at @motorco.bsky.social thanks to @douggpound.bsky.social for bringing a bit o’ levity to a very somber/pensive evening. needed in these dark days. welcome to NC (he said he’s staying)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong

submitted 10 days ago • 36 comments

Romeo: I dream'd a dream tonight. Mercutio: And so did I. Romeo: Well, what was yours? Mercutio: That dreamers often lie. Romeo: In bed asleep, while they do dream things true. Mercutio:

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

at LOADED GUN COFFEE we know you wanna start your day MISERABLE and AGGRIEVED. we PLEDGE to make breakfast a TERRIFYING and BITTER meal

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

at LOADED GUN COFFEE we know you wanna start your day MISERABLE and AGGRIEVED. we PLEDGE to make breakfast a TERRIFYING and BITTER meal

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment