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tiredass.bsky.social
Leftist who can’t read, big tall weirdo, begrudging East Coaster. Intermediate level at lifting weights according to bro scientists. Friendly?
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Do people know that when a man is agitated you can just drop him at the park for a while

submitted 11 hours ago • 26 comments

Just got stung by a bee inside the damn post office

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy March :)

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Are capped shoulders really too much to ask for

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My son, he’s very hungover.

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

Me, when Anora wins anything: oh, I guess the Oscars are good and correct after all

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible how they've discussed Emilia Perez at least five times at this point without ever saying the word "trans"

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 51 days ago • 99 comments

The thing about living between Maryland and Virginia is I KNOW what the Maryland flag looks like but gun to my head I couldn’t even tell you the colors of the Virginia flag

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submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird Me: holy shit

submitted 380 days ago • 79 comments

I was quite confident on my knowledge of marine biodiversity in my area (I have a PhD in marine biology after all). But today I learn about Paromola cuvieri, one of the largest crab species of the Northeast Atlantic, that uses its last pair of legs to carry live specimens of sponges and corals 🦑 🌊

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

Two weeks :)

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I didn’t choose the decision paralysis life

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

At least the sweet older lady selling eggs at the farmers market is making a killing

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Finally talking to my crush and then immediately getting so sick I can barely leave the house for a full week really encapsulates the 2025 mood. Outside of the fascism, at least.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I have such a strict gym schedule I keep feeling like I should call in and apologize for my absence like it’s my job

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hot tip: don’t catch this!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

First respiratory illness of the year, everyone pity me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

WHY ? ? ?? - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Why does Sanremo look wrong, what did they do to my staircase

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Logged in to catch some of the Poland final but the whiplash between Lusterka and In Cosmic Mist broke my neck and I’m dead now

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Do any Eurovision folks know if the national finals this Saturday can be watched after the fact or on a delay?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

My new thing is something i’m calling “farty breakfast” which is half a can of black beans, a serving of pea-based fake beef, two eggs, and cheese over rice and it’s the first thing i eat in the morning with a cup of coffee

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Post dinner walks are BACK! i can maintain a routine! Let’s go !!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

You can! It’s not even more expensive!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Omw to see if you can even buy lao gan ma anymore, wish me luck

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Sex isn’t enough I need you to bring me soup because I’m sick even though I told you not to but you see through my tough-guy facade

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

Heterosexuality is such a curse. We’re in the middle of the world’s stupidest fascist takeover and I’m sitting here worried about if some man likes me.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

This week I ordered some pu’erh to get ahead of it likely being hard to get for a while. Apparently so many of us have done so that we’ve completely overwhelmed my favorite tea supplier. The immense solidarity I feel with all these weirdos prioritizing fancy Chinese tea right now 😔

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s today’s #OceanOptimism apnews.com/article/lobs...

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment “The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

I just got back from the gym and cooked up and froze enough seitan for 16 dinners, you’re simply not on my level

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Deeply annoying that, of the stereotypical DC jobs, consultants seem to have the best job security right now.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments