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tisdaniel.bsky.social
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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware

submitted 108 days ago • 46 comments

Old Man's Son Also Old Man

submitted 112 days ago • 65 comments

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 117 days ago • 40 comments

Misogyny is really becoming one of the most malevolent forces in politics these days so it's more important than ever to comment "shawty squad goals!" on IG photos of girls you knew in high school

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

I choose freedom.

submitted 140 days ago • 23 comments

Rip jimmy carter you would’ve loved xiao hong shu

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.

submitted 163 days ago • 294 comments

aide that doesn’t have the heart to tell him greenland isn’t the bjork one

submitted 163 days ago • 17 comments

LIFE HACK: you can potentially kill anything by feeding it green mystery goop

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Rip jimmy carter you would’ve loved xiao hong shu

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

me and who

submitted 174 days ago • 11 comments

Using the half your age plus seven rule to create new age gap discourse

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Guy who treats christmas branding like its pride month and immediately changes back on 12/26

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Your honor my client is too much of an empath to have killed someone

submitted 177 days ago • 1 comment

People dont talk about this but 9/11 really changed the culture

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submitted 178 days ago • 105 comments

@bigjoel.bsky.social you inspired me. im gonna drop out of law school and become a micro celebrity because of you. I cannot keep wasting my youth like this

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Every post on Bluesky: The problem with Elon Musk’s coverage of the News strike is that they all talk about Trump and has nothing to do with, you know, actually saving the local library??? Top reply: really makes you think about how capitalism is all about profits and not the local library.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

“Women be shopping” i tell myself as i slowly shrink into a corn cob

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Petting my computer to let it know that i will be back soon to sit on it for 11 hours

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Dude imagine how funny dril would’ve been if he was around like, 8 months after 9/11

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The worst part is we don’t even exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us anymore

submitted 183 days ago • 10 comments

If you’re under 30 and trying to develop a nicotine habit they force you to vape. At gunpoint. The punishment for smoking A cigarette is death

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

What if charli said “should we do a little beer should we do a little more beer” instead

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who hates israel bc they’re gentrifying Palestine

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They hate white people bc we’re the only ones brave enough to order fajitas at a mexican restaurant.

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do you think people with telekinesis can give mindjobs?

submitted 192 days ago • 72 comments

Guy who is a communist bc he thinks “abolishing class” means he won’t have to go to class anymore

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In the woke future. All men in video games will have assess so big that they’ll have jiggle physics

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Sad to say that the hottest guy at the gym managed to somehow pull off socks with sandals

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Under communism we will not abolish bedtime. We will instead abolish wake up time. You will sleep from 9pm to 9am and the government will force you to be happy

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youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?...

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