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titfuck.bsky.social
24 he/him. gamer. birdie wing enjoyer. yearner.
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need a woman to match my ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang

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unironically, hooters should have rebranded from looking like 70s auto shop pinup posters to alt dommy mommies

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“yeah i also like big boobs but they can be too big” shut the fuck up you pathetic bastard

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entering my millennial gif usage era

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why doesn’t “with great power comes great responsibility” also apply to those in our society with nigh infinite financial power?

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yearning in the airport

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i am a slut for trams. put me on a monorail and i will start panting

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it’s everything i ever wanted

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guys will wholeheartedly believe the nfl's refs and sports media are rigged in the kansas city chief's favor, but refuse to believe there could be any bias in how our government and news networks report on palestine

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erotic creepypasta of british roller coasters:

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this lube hasnt been very jiffy

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getting an oil change. the mechanic just said “what the hell? where’d all the oil go?” chat am i cooked

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entering my gambling era

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nonbinary fiancéee

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need a gf who will give me enrichment time

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how can i make appearing on various british panel shows my full time job?

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i just had 3 hinge profiles in a row mention “fried pickles.” what the hell alternate dimension did i just get teleported to?

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hinge isn’t actually a dating app. it’s a game where the goal is to correctly guess someone’s political leanings based only on the first picture

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why do republican girls look like that

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i dont know how to find accounts on bluesky that are genuinely funny and interesting, im tired of being doomed to the millennial dimension

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business idea: Coca-Cola Negative. it’s like Coke Zero, but instead it actually has -200 calories

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first date idea: you watch me play balatro and i listen to you talk for 6 hours

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save me lucia from wii sports

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i had a dream where i was in a monopoly rules debate with someone and i’m still tilted after waking up

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i just got statically shocked by a shrimp

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i got on the jumbotron for dancing to HOT TO GO at the colts game and i feel immensely proud about that

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having sex with your mom in iambic pentameter

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i fear i may have a giant celebrity crush on a bagpiper

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beautiful woman playing the bagpipes at the colts game save me….

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greatest team to ever do it

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my new year’s resolution is to be the guy that loudly goes “ahhhhh” after taking a sip of water

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

i dont trust people who pronounce both T’s in the word “twenty”

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if only i liked valorant instead of counter-strike, i would be drowning in it rn

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

New pronoun: the Corporate We. It’s when you always refer to the work you did and mistakes you made as “stuff we did” and “things we need to improve on” so it sounds like you’re sharing blame instead of holding it singlehandedly.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

the bowling pinsetter may be the greatest invention of our time

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

i passed the finger challenge

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fallout new vegas mod that replaces your Rads level with your RAADS-R level

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just stayed up until 4am watching an esports tournament. i have to be up for work in 2 and a half hours man

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

saying "oh shit is this balatro 2?" to every game reveal during the game awards

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

completed destroy dick december early this year ☺️

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i think if weekends were 3 days long, i would be an unstoppable force of sheer productivity. the shareholders would love me

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spending the holidays in squidward’s tiki land

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im bringing back rage comics in 2025

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cover yourself in oil

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