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Goblin dad. TTRPGs. Comics. Husky boy. 🏳️‍🌈 https://linktr.ee/tjdungeons
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If by “woke” you mean tirelessly working to wake That Which Slumbers (the World Devourerer, the Void Maw, the Rough Beast), then yes I am “woke.”

Of course I avoid demands, I’m not some freak

Sorry I shared AI slop I didn't like realize. Here's a shitty hand drawn version, which I'm sure will be just as popular

janelle monae

Tinder profiles be like: - interests include “mental health awareness” and “aquarium” - has children, wants less

I want my grandpa name to be Papa Yaga

as corporations come crawling back to woke, this is an opportune time to press for concessions from the anti-woke coalition. i propose we act aggressively to expand pride month by capturing and claiming the first two weeks of july as well

Trans people remain metal and cooler than cis people.

Bonkers chart from Canadian election polling.

I love escape rooms. I would never leave if it were up to me.

Bumped into a stranger as I was leaving the restroom and they said “oh I just have to use the restroom,” and I said “well this is the place for it,” and he thanked me. I hope he’s doing okay in there.

Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass. Philip K. Dickens

Paycheck-to-paycheck MAGAs when they learn that Trump’s tariff scheme made some rich people even richer

I love psyduck. So relatable. They should make a pokeman who has tummy aches all the time.

ow my nuts!

And Jeff the Land Shark outline is finished.

Fffuuuuuuck yes Excalibur Omnibus vol. 2 for $35 at Ollie’s #comics #excalibur

Speaking of swashbucklers, here are a couple of Baroque critters

I'm still good meat. I'm perfectly good meat. I taste fine.

Omg those Innsmouth boyz just got that LOOK about ‘em! B L O O P!

New live action pumbaa is wild

A guy who is real into being a stepdad to a dog

Please stop immediately. No ai was used to create this image.

art is so hard but im too stupid to stop

Let’s make it happen

Arianna Grande will premier as Professor Charles Xavier in Avengers: Doomsday

Gay Abbott and Costello like “who’s on top?”

When another car’s Bluetooth transmitter OVERPOWERS and DOMS my Bluetooth transmitter 😩💦

Having heard Louise Simonson on several podcasts now, she just seems like the nicest and coolest person. I’m especially charmed by her friendship with Chris Claremont and they still have that lovey “crank and the one sunshiney person that they will willingly defer to” dynamic.

I love bios that are like “Omaha ✈️ Des Moines”

I whip open the door to the D&D pun writers room and shout “Drow Jones— do something with that!” before driving off into the sunset in the Ferrari I bought with that sweet D&D pun money

“You’re just doing that for attention” No shit, have you ever had attention? It’s aewesome.

“You’re just doing that for attention” No shit, have you ever had attention? It’s aewesome.

Midsommar (2019)

I built a Playstacean!

My knowledge too vast. My tomes too hefty.

I think about this all the time